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I go to the post office on my lunch break to send out a package...easy enough. After waiting behind at least a dozen people, I walk up to the counter and....

 

"Hello"

 

Hi

 

"I would like to ship this regular postage with delivery confirmation."

 

is this anything fragile perishable, blah blah blah

 

"Nope."

 

I can overnight this for you, it will arrive at their door tomorrow afternoon for only thirty-something dollars..

 

"No thanks, regular postage will be fine."

 

Would you like insurance on the package?

 

"No, I just want delivery confirmation."

 

For a mere $2.53 you can send this priority mail and it will be insured up to $100 and arrive in no later than 4 days..opposed to regular postage taking a full week.

 

"No thank you. Regular Postage will be fine."

 

Would like to buy any stamps, envelopes, etc?

 

"No"

 

(pointing to some display) we are offering these MLK stamps for only $$$$

 

"No thanks"

 

Ok...well your total is $$$$

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Like a {censored}ing used car salesman or something.

 

 

:mad: :mad: :mad:

 

 

 

 

:cry:

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Ask them. Often I hear them talking to eachother about work politics. They are usually more than happy to share with me. Postal politics rule. More seriously, I think that they routinely offer those because they are beneficial services most folks are unaware of USPS being capible of. Not like the nerd at Best Buy offering extended warrantees on $40 DVD players.

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Originally posted by (((echo)))

suggestive selling.. you should be used it to it by now judging by all the businesses that do it, drives me nuts.



would you..


no thanks


would you..


no thank you


but would..


no thanks


how about our new..


{censored} OFF!
:mad:



I have never encountered it with such magnitude at the post office before.....she acted like she was disappointed that I didn't buy the MLK stamp :(

have you noticed that malls now are becoming more and more like a middle eastern bazaar. the employees come to you.....

it freaks me out :freak:

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Originally posted by catalinbread

Ask them. Often I hear them talking to eachother about work politics. They are usually more than happy to share with me. Postal politics rule. More seriously, I think that they routinely offer those because they are beneficial services most folks are unaware of USPS being capible of. Not like the nerd at Best Buy offering extended warrantees on $40 DVD players.



I would, but I only go to the post office on my lunch break and I usually have just enough time to get the package sent off and back to work. No time for chit chat :o

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Originally posted by inscho

I go to the post office on my lunch break to send out a package...easy enough. After waiting behind at least a dozen people, I walk up to the counter and....


"Hello"


Hi


"I would like to ship this regular postage with delivery confirmation."


is this anything fragile perishable, blah blah blah


"Nope."


I can overnight this for you, it will arrive at their door tomorrow afternoon for only thirty-something dollars..


"No thanks, regular postage will be fine."


Would you like insurance on the package?


"No, I just want delivery confirmation."


For a mere $2.53 you can send this priority mail and it will be insured up to $100 and arrive in no later than 4 days..opposed to regular postage taking a full week.


"No thank you. Regular Postage will be fine."


Would like to buy any stamps, envelopes, etc?


"No"


(pointing to some display) we are offering these MLK stamps for only $$$$


"No thanks"


Ok...well your total is $$$$

========


Like a {censored}ing used car salesman or something.



:mad:
:mad:
:mad:




:cry:



It's not a commission on items and services sold, but rather a bonus that they get for keeping the lines and wait times long. The more they ask, the longer it takes, and the busier they look. The busier they look, the more popular they seem, and therefore more people will want to use USPS instead of the FedEx and UPS competition.

There. That's my conspiracy theory post for the year. ;):D

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Originally posted by Phil O'Keefe



It's not a commission on items and services sold, but rather a bonus that they get for keeping the lines and wait times long. The more they ask, the longer it takes, and the busier they look. The busier they look, the more popular they seem, and therefore more people will want to use USPS instead of the FedEx and UPS competition.


There. That's my conspiracy theory post for the year.
;):D



joo crayzee mang :p

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Originally posted by Phil O'Keefe

Prove that I'm wrong - I challenge you.
;):D


EDIT - I just noticed this is my 5150 post... I guess maybe I AM crazy.
;)



My guess is that there are incentives. Like whoever sells the most books of stamps gets a gift certificate to the sizzler.


*shrugs*

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at the post office i used to go to, i was in there 3 or 4 times a week. There were about 6 different people that usually worked the counter.

One was a little old asian lady that i could barely understand... It almost became comical after a while, becuase every time she helped me she would ask me 20 questions... And I couldnt anwer with words like "sure" "no thankyou" "i dont think so" it had to be a straight yes or no, or she would get totally lost.

you rike surance

not today thanks

mmmm???

NO

you rike samp

pardon?

you rike samp

huhhhh?

SAMP!!!!!! she picks up stamps and waves them in my face

no thank you

She rings up the stamps on the register, and i just {censored}ing take them.. WTF!!!!

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Originally posted by Brian Marshall

at the post office i used to go to, i was in there 3 or 4 times a week. There were about 6 different people that usually worked the counter.


One was a little old asian lady that i could barely understand... It almost became comical after a while, becuase every time she helped me she would ask me 20 questions... And I couldnt anwer with words like "sure" "no thankyou" "i dont think so" it had to be a straight yes or no, or she would get totally lost.


you rike surance


not today thanks


mmmm???


NO


you rike samp


pardon?


you rike samp


huhhhh?


SAMP!!!!!! she picks up stamps and waves them in my face


no thank you


She rings up the stamps on the register, and i just {censored}ing take them.. WTF!!!!



"you rike samp"

bwahaha...for that I think I will buy a stupid box soon......:D

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Originally posted by inscho



I have never encountered it with such magnitude at the post office before.....she acted like she was disappointed that I didn't buy the MLK stamp
:(

have you noticed that malls now are becoming more and more like a middle eastern bazaar. the employees come to you.....


it freaks me out
:freak:



You should take a bag full of stuff to the mall and try to sell it to the employees.

"Sir would you be interested in the extended warranty?"

"No, not really. Would you be interested in a full set of 1988 Donruss baseball cards...Mint?

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Originally posted by KBN


"No, not really. Would you be interested in a full set of 1988 Donruss baseball cards...Mint?



oddly enough I have a full mint set of 88 donruss baseball cards :freak:

as well as 89-93 sets...:o

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I think that they routinely offer those because they are beneficial services most folks are unaware of USPS being capible of.

In all seriousness, this is a really good point. The last time I was at the post office (sending a USPS MO for my Lovetones), I learned about a USPS rate for media... which I didn't know about previosly. Tape, CD's, DVD's, all sorts of things qualify. As a studio owner, that was of interest to me.

Unfortunately, it doesn't apply to HDD's. :mad:
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Here's how it really went down

Hello

Hi

I would like to ship this regular postage with delivery confirmation.

Is that all for today?

Well, I have a package right here you can check out

(uncomfortable laughter)

(she grins devilishly)

(smooth jazz plays in the background)


Maybe I should

(you both go in the back)

trust me. I was there. I was watching the whole time

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Originally posted by jasonfuzz

Here's how it really went down


Hello


Hi


I would like to ship this regular postage with delivery confirmation.


Is that all for today?


Well, I have a package right here you can check out


(uncomfortable laughter)


(she grins devilishly)


(smooth jazz plays in the background)



Maybe I should


(you both go in the back)


trust me. I was there. I was watching
the whole time



you forgot to mention that she was 22 with double-D's and an ass you can bounce a quarter off of....:o

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