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Originally posted by LongJohnny

Is that a poke at that gas guzzling gem that you drive?


I fill my tank with dead kittens, just so everyone knows that I am a republican.


John

 

 

John you make a poor Republican. A real Republican would fill their tank with live kittens.

 

My gas guzzling gem... Such a nice day to drive but I have to work. I also have a Honda to maintain my wishy washy liberal status.

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Originally posted by catalinbread



John you make a poor Republican. A real Republican would fill their tank with live kittens.


My gas guzzling gem... Such a nice day to drive but I have to work. I also have a Honda to maintain my wishy washy liberal status.

Not so fast. To protect the innocent, he left off the part where I went to the nursing home and gathered up all the kittens for slaughter. So that's why they weren't still alive. There was still time left over, so I attacked Luxembourg. Because I can. Take that, bleeding heart. :p

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Nic,

I have a motorcycle that gets about 55mpg, because I am too cheap to pay $50 each time I want to fill up the Trailblazer.

Thanks for killing the kitties for me. I am a conscientious republican, and dont like to have kitten blood on my hands. As for Luxembourg.... I didnt know they were still a country. I thought they were more of a bus stop to Switzerland and the alps.

JOhn

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Originally posted by fernmeister

you need one of

 

 

I think I could fit that in the saddle bag of my motorcycle, for those quick jaunts to class.

 

I live in Arizona, and when the snowbirds are out, it is crazy. People not signaling when switching lanes, cutting you off, etc. I wasnt that concerned before, but when you are on a motorcycle, that stuff gets a little scary.

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Originally posted by fernmeister

you need one of

 

 

that makes the fiesta i rented in mexico look like a cadilac.

 

edit- by the way, if they could make something like that street legal in the states, and capable of going 60mph+ I would buy it.

 

Id get a motorcycle, but it just rains here too much to want to use it for anything other than recreation.

 

Anyways Nick... gas here in oregon is only 90% freedom... 10% ethanol, and has been for over ten years.

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