Members sonaboy Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Paris Sings!!!! and apparently, she really likes reggae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mumford Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Sounds just like Gwen Steffani. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted June 8, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by mumford Sounds just like Gwen Steffani. "gwen steffani" isn't the descriptive term i was thinking of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 68CUSTOMLESPAUL Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 She blows............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockstrongo Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Sounds pitch-corrected to hell. I don't understand why people think she's hot. She looks like something out of a Tool video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LancerMongoose Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 gah... my friend sent me the youtube video for that song not only were my ears bleeding from the craptasticness of it, but i gauged out my eyes... true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted June 8, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by LancerMongoose gah... my friend sent me the youtube video for that songnot only were my ears bleeding from the craptasticness of it, but i gauged out my eyes... true story hahaha...POST IT..c'mon!! let's all gouge out our eyes!do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LancerMongoose Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 AT YOUR OWN RISK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3qJ9Xkk18M you asked for it...hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KBN Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Jeez...Anyone can whisper-sing. Britney does the same thing. That is probably the number one trick for terrible singers to sound not terrible. "Hey, let's try it again, but this time don't use your diaphram." Then you pitch correct the hell out of it. God bless midi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MonkeyKnifeFighter Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 That's hot.BOO YAH! ~MkF! "...and your little dog, too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 *yawn* it's too boring to be craptastic. i hate that "edit every half-second" approach used in videos. it's nauseating and completely unimaginitive. all they would have had to do is set up a dolly track on the beach to make that series of shots a thousand percent more fluid and pretty. she's not exactly ugly, and she' become iconic, unfortunately... i could have made that video 10 times better and i have no idea what i'm doing. some schmuck really took them to the cleaners with that piece of plop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members utterhack Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by zachary vex *yawn* it's too boring to be craptastic. Haven't watched the video, but I've heard the track. Z is right on the money: it's a professional single. Not a professional vocal, but professionally written, professionally arranged, professionally performed, professionally recorded, professionally mixed, professionally mastered, professionally packaged, and professionally promoted by professionals. Dull as dirt, too. Man, it really makes me pine for a good celebrity-single trainwreck. Come back "Popo Zau," all is forgiven. Originally posted by zachary vex she's not exactly ugly But chew on this: she has achieved the highest level of attractiveness that a team of professionals can create using the raw materials called "Paris Hilton." She's maxed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 where's pia zadora when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted June 8, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 . here's a challenge - name a celebrity that broke into the music biz and created a song that was actually really good that you don't feel bad about listening to today. conditions: they had to be FAMOUS BEFORE they began the music. so, a condition like that would eliminate someone like Rick Springfield, who was an actor on a soap, but basically unknown to the general public at the time of his career change. not that Rick Springfield is awesome, but at least he had some hits and they're played unironically on radio to this day. any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jaymeister Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Were going to rotate that one into our setlist ASAP. It will be a smash hit for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stoney Stomp Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 the worst part about this is that it will sell big..and it will mean i'll have to see her ass even more all over TV and all over nyc. i cant stand her. she's skanktastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stoney Stomp Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Eddie Murphy.. My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 how about in reverse? i pick Frank Sinatra. on edit: naw, actually, he began his movie career almost exactly at the same time as his music career, and they developed together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny guitar Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by zachary vex where's pia zadora when you need her? man...I had a huggge crush on her back in the day...something about Butterfly rings a bell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Narcosynthesis Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Not too sure about her voice really there... As said above, just done so professionally and unoffensively to appeal to generic markets that the act of listening to it slowly turns you brain to a similarly inoffensive mush David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy Paris Sings!!!! and apparently, she really likes reggae MAGIC!Sad thing is I HAVE HEARD WORSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by jonny guitar man...I had a huggge crush on her back in the day...something about Butterfly rings a bell.. well, much like Tori Spelling, Pia Zadora had money behind her from the beginning. she won more razzies (anti-oscars) for "the loney lady" than any actress in history up to that point... i believe she took 4 of 6 that year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murch33 Posted June 8, 2006 Members Share Posted June 8, 2006 Originally posted by sonaboy here's a challenge - name a celebrity that broke into the music biz and created a song that was actually really good that you don't feel bad about listening to today.conditions:they had to be FAMOUS BEFORE they began the music.Was J-Lo a singer or actress first? I don't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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