Members papa taco Posted June 21, 2006 Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 He tore it up. That bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members endo23 Posted June 21, 2006 Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 Allegedly he became obsessed with online guitar forums, copped a mean case of tendonitis from relentlessly typing parody threads, and had to give up guitar or lose the use of his wrists forever.One of rock 'n roll's greatest tragedies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jeverist Posted June 21, 2006 Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world...but none could match the virtuosis of his own hands.. and they became his one true love... He was not the master of his own domain. The muscles...became so strained with...overuse, that eventually his hands locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but claws. He traveled the world seeking a cure ...acupuncturists...herbalists...swamis...nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen that he was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mumford Posted June 21, 2006 Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 I got nuttin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members papa taco Posted June 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 Originally posted by jeverist Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world...but none could match the virtuosis of his own hands.. and they became his one true love...He was not the master of his own domain.The muscles...became so strained with...overuse, that eventually his hands locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but claws. He traveled the world seeking a cure ...acupuncturists...herbalists...swamis...nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen that he was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I've forward this to Jerry Seinfeld's lawyers. You're in big trouble, you anti-Dentite bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jeverist Posted June 21, 2006 Members Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hey what do you call a doctor that flunks out of med school?That's right, a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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