Members Remedy Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Since most of you guys here are such witty bastards, I thought we could begin to compile a "you're so emo...." thread. I'll kick it off with a couple of good ones I've heard. Ok here goes- *ahem* "your'e so emo even babies bitchslap you" and "you're so emo even goths don't understand you" any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members varialbender Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so emo you're reading this in a blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuyaGuy Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 you're so emo you have 50 different words for "black." you're so emo your hair falls in front of one eye even when you're hanging upside down. you're so emo you cry at concerts you haven't even been to. you're so emo the suicide hotline calls YOU up--just to see if everything's ok. you're so emo that you're bored with being bored...with being bored... you're so emo like...um...like...rilly... this guy's TOTALLY emo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIKILOCKEDOUT Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Finding Emo? The new film by Pixar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fetuspetus Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 I'm so emo this thread hurt my feelings and I went and wrote a song about it. Then I cried more because I got all of my blood on the parchment I wrote on, when I slit my wrists. I then wrote a song about that as they hauled me off in the ambulance. Le sigh. Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members light years Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 so EMO is the new goth? wow, never thought it could get more hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fetuspetus Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 mallet is the new spike. girl pants are the new jncos. Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Remedy Posted June 28, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 you're so emo even your pets wear eyeliner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Klisk Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Originally posted by light years so EMO is the new goth? wow, never thought it could get more hilarious. Emo has made goth cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarmo Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so emo when you think this fad will never die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members p00n Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so emo even your lawn cuts itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleStrat Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so Emo Robert Smith told you to cheer up. You're so Emo Dave Navarro told you to stop being such a little bitch. You're so Emo even you dreams are depressing. You're so Emo that that you think giving another guy head is not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIKILOCKEDOUT Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so Emo when you went to the opera the cast stopped to watch you instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walk_through_wa Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 nuff said:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIKILOCKEDOUT Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so Emo you have a male camel toe! You're so Emo you have to sit down to pee! You're so Emo you turned down a cage match with Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnalogJunkie Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Emo doesnt even stand for what most of you people think it stands for... its a music venue in austin that got its name attached to the style of bands that were being booked there circa 95-97 (aka "emo bands") such as jimmy eat world, the get up kids, SDR, the anniversary and so on and so forth. i believe its still a venue.. last i heard bands were still playing there. kids took the term, thought it ment emotional or some bull{censored}, said-'hey thats me... IM EMO(tional)!!!!' and the 'scene' was born. It used to be called indie... the cure called- they want their makeup back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whowasthursday Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 emo is the gay stepchild of goth. Hey! I sit down when I pee (not usually in public restrooms, just at home). I'm too lazy to stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hopeless Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Originally posted by AnalogJunkie Emo doesnt even stand for what most of you people think it stands for... its a music venue in austin that got its name attached to the style of bands that were being booked there circa 95-97 (aka "emo bands") such as jimmy eat world, the get up kids, SDR, the anniversary and so on and so forth. i believe its still a venue.. last i heard bands were still playing there. kids took the term, thought it ment emotional or some bull{censored}, said-'hey thats me... IM EMO(tional)!!!!' and the 'scene' was born. It used to be called indie... the cure called- they want their makeup back... Uhhhh..... no. You'd be suprised where the term actually came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 You're so emo the blood bank wants to top you up... ...oh wait, that's goth isn't it...eh, what do I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanguard Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Originally posted by AnalogJunkie Emo doesnt even stand for what most of you people think it stands for... its a music venue in austin that got its name attached to the style of bands that were being booked there circa 95-97 (aka "emo bands") such as jimmy eat world, the get up kids, SDR, the anniversary and so on and so forth. i believe its still a venue.. last i heard bands were still playing there. kids took the term, thought it ment emotional or some bull{censored}, said-'hey thats me... IM EMO(tional)!!!!' and the 'scene' was born. It used to be called indie... the cure called- they want their makeup back... i'm pretty sure i remember rites of spring being coined as emo in the late 80's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanguard Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 you know you're too emo when you find yourself wearing a shirt that cost less than 2 dollars and jeans that cost more than 200...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hopeless Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Originally posted by vanguard i'm pretty sure i remember rites of spring being coined as emo in the late 80's.... 10 points to this man for revealing what makes this whole emo fiasco so truly {censored}ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 I'm thinking may be emo is the new gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amanonfire Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 Originally posted by vanguard i'm pretty sure i remember rites of spring being coined as emo in the late 80's.... ding ding ding rites of spring and jawbox, not dashboard confessional and jimmy eat world. you're so emo you got kicked out of karate class because you never got past the white belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walk_through_wa Posted June 28, 2006 Members Share Posted June 28, 2006 you're so emo you left the house and caused an eclipse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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