Members RoboPimp Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 I got my zircon encrusted tweezers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fusionid Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 yes make sure your teeth are yellow and you are missing the frontal ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 ^M ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 27, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Check and checkI brush my teeth three times a week alreadyI know this stuff, I have been working as a dental floss tycoon at my local church since I was 12 and I already know everything there is to know about it, I just need to meet the high rollers out there in montana to make my star dental floss tycoon status official.Originally posted by fusionid yes make sure your teeth are yellow and you are missing the frontal ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 27, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar ^M ? dan-o can confirm I'm already top of the floss whipping game, I just need the right phone #s to be discovered by the big time flossers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 I hear sandpaper is the only way to really get that deep rooted plaque off your teeth. Make sure to verify that for me. kthnxbi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 I think I have to be baked to properly respond to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 27, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 I highly recommend the baked alaska, it's sublimeOriginally posted by dan-o-guitar I think I have to be baked to properly respond to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craise Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fusionid Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Im only sharing this because of our long standing friendship. Be careful who you share this valuable information with!you need to do this every day for maxin effect. Oh by the way, when you get in town dont forget to call this girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M900 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 You're wasting your time. Do you have a MySpace account? You can't get anywhere whitout enough play on your MySpace page -- and your teeth has to be nice and crooked. Eat spinach, stringy beef and cheeto's prior to your shoot. DO all this and the floss tycoons will come to you. c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 27, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 teeth?!?{censored} man you mean tooth...it makes flossing that much easier when you only have one.Movin' to Montana soonGonna be a Dental Floss tycoon Originally posted by M900 You're wasting your time.Do you have a MySpace account? You can't get anywhere whitout enough play on your MySpace page -- and your teeth has to be nice and crooked. Eat spinach, stringy beef and cheeto's prior to your shoot.DO all this and the floss tycoons will come to you.c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by RoboPimp teeth?!?{censored} man you mean tooth...it makes flossing that much easier when you only have one.Movin' to Montana soonGonna be a Dental Floss tycoon What do you call 12 women from West Virgina in the same room? Wait for it... A full set of teeth! Thank you, thank you I'm here all week, try the veal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar What do you call 12 women from West Virgina in the same room? Wait for it... A full set of teeth! Thank you, thank you I'm here all week, try the veal. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted December 27, 2006 Members Share Posted December 27, 2006 yippy ty o ty ay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Woodstock1969 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Raisin' it up, waxin' it down....oh yeah:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M900 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by RoboPimp teeth?!?{censored} man you mean tooth...it makes flossing that much easier when you only have one.Movin' to Montana soonGonna be a Dental Floss tycoon Don't ferget to use some'er thern car wax to make that there tooth nice and shiney!!!! And when y'all go to the outhouse to give them high rollers some buttseks, say thank you kindly so they'll know yer' a nice boy! c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members light years Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dan-o-guitar Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by M900 Don't ferget to use some'er thern car wax to make that there tooth nice and shiney!!!!And when y'all go to the outhouse to give them high rollers some buttseks, say thank you kindly so they'll know yer' a nice boy!c Do you remember the post where some guy posted a picture of a bizarre huge racoon and some old guy? Man that freaked me out. Anyway, your use of authentic frontier gibberish reminded me of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaSkip Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 The Poodle Bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrweems Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Don't forget your true-bypass brushes.. Your volume drop Floss.. And you can not forget the over priced toothpaste to sell over at TheTeethPage.net... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M900 Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 Originally posted by dan-o-guitar Do you remember the post where some guy posted a picture of a bizarre huge racoon and some old guy? Man that freaked me out.Anyway, your use of authentic frontier gibberish reminded me of that. No -- but I remember the vid of some dude getting buttseks from a horsie from some thread here... That was disturbing. c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 28, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 the poodle chews it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4Kenoath Posted December 28, 2006 Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 One day we'll get through a parody thread without some twat resorting to a 'true bypass' joke......and we'll all be a lot better off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted December 28, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2006 whip that floss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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