Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Not just any movie people. Oh my. For the longest time I thought this was a joke, but alas...twas a real movie: Behold. I give you...Edward Penishands: My god. When I found the actual movie the gf and I just had to check it out after reading a review. This gem of early 90's porn is truly a baffling experience. The entire movie we were both somewhere in between laughing, throwing and up and just plain cornfused. But overall...it was just hilarious. As the review we watched hinted, the scene with Edward Penishands easting spaghetti at the dinner table is worth the price of admission alone, and basically it sums up the entire movie. Disgust, hilarity, and WTF WTF WTF all rolled into one. I would suggest fast forwarding through 50% of the actual sex scenes unless you're really into the freaky {censored}. Adam should pay attention here. He will not want to fast forward at all. I really knew this was something special when, just before the final scene, the hot slutty daughter of the "Marital Aid" lady asks Edward for his hands, and he replys, "I can't. I'll quirt." And then it gets weird. Oh man. Wow. Just wow. They just don't make them like they used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paperhouse Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 wow. where can i get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 wow. where can i get it? If you're serious pm me. I found a .torrent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Not just any movie people. Oh my. For the longest time I thought this was a joke, but alas...twas a real movie: Behold. I give you...Edward Penishands: My god. When I found the actual movie the gf and I just had to check it out after reading a review. This gem of early 90's porn is truly a baffling experience. The entire movie we were both somewhere in between laughing, throwing and up and just plain cornfused. But overall...it was just hilarious. As the review we watched hinted, the scene with Edward Penishands easting spaghetti at the dinner table is worth the price of admission alone, and basically it sums up the entire movie. Disgust, hilarity, and WTF WTF WTF all rolled into one. I would suggest fast forwarding through 50% of the actual sex scenes unless you're really into the freaky {censored}. Adam should pay attention here. He will not want to fast forward at all. I really knew this was something special when, just before the final scene, the hot slutty daughter of the "Marital Aid" lady asks Edward for his hands, and he replys, "I can't. I'll quirt." And then it gets weird. Oh man. Wow. Just wow. They just don't make them like they used to. So 2 Penises up? Right up? I will find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 So 2 Penises up? Right up? I will find it. NO, 3. Black and white action also. It has everything. Except production values and class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spaceshot Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Wilbo, you're a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PeelingPaint98 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 That guy looks like Steve O from jackass . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 NO, 3. Black and white action also. It has everything. Except production values and class. I AM SO THERE! :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluehuricane Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 damn... if only they coulda got johnny to play the part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spaceshot Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 wilbo, correction you're just a slut for metal, levers, switches, i don't really know of a stombox with leather and zippers, but you manage to cut through. Sorry for the slime but do'er good tonight. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spaceshot Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 uhhh, before I edited I said something about mange, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 You should throw that {censored} on usenet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 damn... if only they coulda got johnny to play the part Honestly the guy that played Edward did a great job...he nailed the creepy Johnny Depp character from the real movie. Actually..too much. Overall the movie was quite disturbing...but because it was a parody of a real movie, one that was so ridiculous that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp both saw it and said they thought it was hilarious, I just had to check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 You should throw that {censored} on usenet. There are already better reviews of it out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 There are already better reviews of it out there. I think we need a weekly OR Bi weekly review? So, we would have this, Radio Beavis and something resembling a social life! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 There are already better reviews of it out there. The movie not the review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members YourHerodDGC Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 AHHHH HAHAHA I've seen this before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 The movie not the review. Pm me if you're crazy. Please don't quote this. I'm going to have to delete it before I go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 I haven't quite got torrents to work over here. I'm just kidding about wanting to see it, or at least I hope so. Though if it is that funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 I haven't quite got torrents to work over here. I'm just kidding about wanting to see it, or at least I hope so. Though if it is that funny... Bah! You have until 12:45 CST to get it downloading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phallic Potato Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Is it like a Troma movie, or is it hard/softcore porno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Is it like a Troma movie, or is it hard/softcore porno? It features a dude with fake erect cocks on both hands having sex with girls. I would call it hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 It features a dude with fake erect cocks on both hands having sex with girls. I would call it hardcore. People actually fast forward through pornos? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Bah! You have until 12:45 CST to get it downloading. Damn you Colbert. :shakes fist: Actually, they wouldn't tell me what kind of hardware they were using, otherwise I would've had it set up already. I'm taking a Bond class this semester, and am actually going to have to go rent them. edit: Did I just go OT in a porno thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 30, 2007 Members Share Posted January 30, 2007 Damn you Colbert. :shakes fist: Actually, they wouldn't tell me what kind of hardware they were using, otherwise I would've had it set up already. I'm taking a Bond class this semester, and am actually going to have to go rent them. edit: Did I just go OT in a porno thread? :idea: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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