Members kittycaster Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 I'm Looking for a way to block the direct flow of poop from my ass. I was walking around off stage, and my ass has to be killing the people sitting in its line of sight. There's no way to put it in front of me, and I don't want to point it up at me either. I can have one of those plexiglass ass shields built for free if I want it. Has anybody used one with good results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluehuricane Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 parody'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lostandfoundpdx Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 i just use astronaut diapers:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Splendor Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 When I was touring with G.G. Allin, he refused let me use an ass shield at any venue. My artistic freedom was violated and it created a hostile working environment. Heck, I'm almost certain Oderus Urungus or El Duce would have permitted such useage had I been under their employ. I will never ever be a side man again due to that negative experience! Therefore, I will strike out on a new career path and teach the old Mel Bay Method Volume 1 from a mom and pop music store and make a commission on strings and tuning forks. Nothing says "Kerry King" to the young people of today than freezing them in that innovative and perennial favorite pedagogical method and having them bust out "My Old Kentucky Home" week after week for at least six months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members comfortablynumb Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knob_Gobblin' Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 No, but I do have a kickass pair of leather assless pants. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Agreed Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 This me-too parody circlejerk needs to end. It's not funny, it's a waste of time, and it {censored}s up the board for those of us who like content over "teh funnay" crap. This board is insanely rife with this nonsense, too - I've seen as many as ten parody threads on the first two pages at once, all with the same boring crap. It's funny because, ass! Get it? Poop? Edit: I theorize that there is only a certain amount X of parody humor to be found on a board at any given time. That means that for every new parody thread that is made, that number is divided again. This thread resulted in the average humor of parody threads being X/45,300, or roughly comparable to the humor value of a documentary on the process of pencil production. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mad Max Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 This me-too parody circlejerk needs to end. It's not funny, it's a waste of time, and it {censored}s up the board for those of us who like content over "teh funnay" crap. This board is insanely rife with this nonsense, too - I've seen as many as ten parody threads on the first two pages at once, all with the same boring crap. It's funny because, ass! Get it? Poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members comfortablynumb Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 This me-too parody circlejerk needs to end. It's not funny, it's a waste of time, and it {censored}s up the board for those of us who like content over "teh funnay" crap. This board is insanely rife with this nonsense, too - I've seen as many as ten parody threads on the first two pages at once, all with the same boring crap. It's funny because, ass! Get it? Poop? I actually thought this one was kind of funny. Sorry you don't like it. We like to have fun here sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 It's funny because, ass! Get it? Poop?exactly. poop jokes never get old, if told with a certain swagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 i envy this parody thread's lack of guile and it's somewhat inept sans souci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alex D Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 I actually thought this one was kind of funny. Sorry you don't like it. We like to have fun here sometimes. yep, this is a good one. these are rareI think pickle is onto something though.... hehe.... poop.... ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members comfortablynumb Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 yep, this is a good one. these are rare I think pickle is onto something though.... hehe.... poop.... ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nephilim-777 Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 manpon's work. A manpon is a plug of cotton or other absorbent material inserted into a body cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mad Max Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 manpon's work. A manpon is a plug of cotton or other absorbent material inserted into a body cavity. I'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alex D Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 bropax :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members passing ghost Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 This me-too parody circlejerk needs to end. blah, blah ,blah, blah, invade my asshole with a dirty dick. hows that for your parody:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kittycaster Posted February 8, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 Who said this thread was a parody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members waveman Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 I don't know, but I bet some drummers wish there were such things, especially after a hard night of partying and some Taco Bell Bean Burrito's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members waveman Posted February 8, 2007 Members Share Posted February 8, 2007 I don't know, but I bet some drummers wish there were such things, especially after a hard night of partying and some Taco Bell Bean Burrito's...Oh wait a minute, some of them already have'm...I just thought they were for limiting how much noise their drums put out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Agreed Posted February 9, 2007 Members Share Posted February 9, 2007 personally i dont have a problem with domestic violence Plow piss snore lay hair-oh-day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members passing ghost Posted February 9, 2007 Members Share Posted February 9, 2007 Plow piss snore lay hair-oh-day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gil1 Posted February 9, 2007 Members Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think the only solution is to wildly fill the first two pages with the stupidest parody threads we can make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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