Members veil Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 She talked out of the corner of her mouth and had a slightly aquiline nose. She told me her name was Chelsea, like the president's daughter. She said that I looked "artsy" and asked me what I "do." We discussed whether or not doing shots was for tough people (her opinion) or for little girls (my opinion). She casually mentioned that she had an ass (although she was skinny), and I said I could not tell under her many layers of clothes, at which she balked and asked if I was accusing of her of looking homeless. We agreed to take her roommate's friend from the UK out on a "pub crawl" together tonight, a phrase only used when taking out British people, since no one in the States who isn't a jackass actually calls it this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fatso Forgottso Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 *high five for similiar situation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SharkMinusBear Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yep it's called bar hopping, or attention deficit disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Collapse Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 I know a girl who dresses like a hobo (in the sense that she has 20 layers of clothes on). She's pretty hot once you get all the clothes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 bone her....and post pics:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Does she know who the president is? Or what year it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members veil Posted March 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 I know a girl who dresses like a hobo (in the sense that she has 20 layers of clothes on). She's pretty hot once you get all the clothes off. I wonder if this is a similar situation. Will she indeed have a desirable, juicy ass, or will it be typical white girl fare, i.e. lackluster? Only time, and stripping, will tell. Bets on whether she has a tattoo, where/what it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Lower back tatoo for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anti-flag193 Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yeah, I got this girl's number last night too. Me and a few friends went back to her place and holy {censored} this chick was so lame and annoying. Sweet ass though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members monkeyland Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Lower back tatoo for sure. tramp stamp'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 tramp stamp'd Ass Antler'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Panama City License Plate'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bigsnake Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 She talked out of the corner of her mouth and had a slightly aquiline nose. She told me her name was Chelsea, like the president's daughter. She said that I looked "artsy" and asked me what I "do." We discussed whether or not doing shots was for tough people (her opinion) or for little girls (my opinion). She casually mentioned that she had an ass (although she was skinny), and I said I could not tell under her many layers of clothes, at which she balked and asked if I was accusing of her of looking homeless. We agreed to take her roommate's friend from the UK out on a "pub crawl" together tonight, a phrase only used when taking out British people, since no one in the States who isn't a jackass actually calls it this. What do you call it then? We have Pub Crawls here, usually sponsored by Abita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 tramp stamp'd ho tag'd Oh hell, ho-bo tag'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M900 Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 What do you call it then? We have Pub Crawls here, usually sponsored by Abita. I love Turbo Dog beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mosby Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 She talked out of the corner of her mouth and had a slightly aquiline nose. She told me her name was Chelsea, like the president's daughter. She said that I looked "artsy" and asked me what I "do." We discussed whether or not doing shots was for tough people (her opinion) or for little girls (my opinion). She casually mentioned that she had an ass (although she was skinny), and I said I could not tell under her many layers of clothes, at which she balked and asked if I was accusing of her of looking homeless. We agreed to take her roommate's friend from the UK out on a "pub crawl" together tonight, a phrase only used when taking out British people, since no one in the States who isn't a jackass actually calls it this. Fortune favors the bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bigsnake Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 I love Turbo Dog beer! The Abita Strawberry is suppose to be out now but I'm sure they're sold out here. I forgot to go hunt some down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members senor-penguin Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 have you never seen superbad? you don't wanna meet a chick in a bar dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bikehorn Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 My collection of vinyl records is going to get me laid on tuesday night. {censored} yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Holey Lint Trap Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 That sounds similar to my night, if by get a number of a chick at a bar you mean hang out with the girlfriend, drinking Newcastle, ordering a DMM, and then using her new standing mixer to make some home made baguettes at midnight, then yes, exactly like my night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M900 Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 The Abita Strawberry is suppose to be out now but I'm sure they're sold out here. I forgot to go hunt some down. that's reserved for the local crowd. If I get lucky, maybe I can find a place that will have Turbo Dog or Purple Haze... No Abita Light (which is supposedly very good) and certainly no Strawberry... not fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members capnbringdown Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 If she said she had a nice ass, that's open season for putting a nice indentation in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members django5 Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 Nothing wrong with pub crawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted March 8, 2008 Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 i dont know if i should feel happy for you or shrug my shoulders and say "meh". was she at least attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Post the phone number on 4chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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