Members liveween Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 I am in immediate need of the services of an individual with advanced SQL knowledge/experience to assist in the creation/execution of scripts for a database that I am working on. I have a vintage Electro-Harmonix Small Stone (1st Issue), vintage MXR Phase 45 (Block Logo), vintage Ross Distortion (Tan Enclosure) and several other units that I may be able to part with. Please PM if you are capable and interested in helping out. Thank you! - kobi.liveween.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members johanwastaken Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 PM sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members myTakamine Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Let me know if you need some more assistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dangerous dan Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 So you can't program SQL.... You put SQL on your CV....You got the job....Now you're in the {censored} as you can't deliver.....And you are going to trade you're vintage pedal collection ? Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liveween Posted April 1, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 So you can't program SQL.... You put SQL on your CV.... You got the job.... Now you're in the {censored} as you can't deliver..... And you are going to trade you're vintage pedal collection ? Priceless I can't program SQL.I didn't put SQL on my CV.I didn't get a job, which is directly related to the fact that I didn't attempt to get a job, which is directly related to the fact that this project is purely for my own purposes.I am not in the {censored} as I can't deliver as there is nothing to deliver as I'm not doing work for anyone but myself.That being said:So, you are Captain Assumption.And you think you know everything because your massive ego assures you that you do.And nothing that you are saying is even remotely accurate.Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mynameistaken Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 IF NVL(g_emplid1,'X') p_emplid THEN BEGIN SELECT name INTO g_name FROM ps_personal_data WHERE emplid = p_emplid; EXCEPTION WHEN OTHERS THEN g_name := NULL; END; g_emplid1 := p_emplid; END IF; RETURN g_name; END GetEmplNm;I will take the MXR 45 please... thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liveween Posted April 1, 2008 Author Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 IF NVL(g_emplid1,'X') p_emplid THEN BEGIN SELECT name INTO g_name FROM ps_personal_data WHERE emplid = p_emplid; EXCEPTION WHEN OTHERS THEN g_name := NULL; END; g_emplid1 := p_emplid; END IF; RETURN g_name; END GetEmplNm; I will take the MXR 45 please... thanks! I just faxed it over - it should be transmitting now! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 I can't program SQL. I didn't put SQL on my CV. I didn't get a job, which is directly related to the fact that I didn't attempt to get a job, which is directly related to the fact that this project is purely for my own purposes. I am not in the {censored} as I can't deliver as there is nothing to deliver as I'm not doing work for anyone but myself. That being said: So, you are Captain Assumption. And you think you know everything because your massive ego assures you that you do. And nothing that you are saying is even remotely accurate. Priceless It was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dangerous dan Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 It was a joke. Indeed it was a joke !! Perhaps I should have attached the mastercard 'priceless' picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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