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...of your feedback (i.e. thoughts that I was the one who was trolling or other stuff like that), I have come to make a judicial decision. YOU ARE SO DEAD WRONG!! HOW DARE YOU!! How dare you make me out to be the one to be the problem on this board. You are the problem. All I ever did was try to help you see the errors of your evil ways! Now listen... I will adhere to some of the wishes of the administrators here by agreeing to ease up on my demands. Therefore, I agree to work on not yelling at you so much for being a degenerate, no-good, unemployed bum. Next, I will help you get rid of all of those knob-ridden, noise-making, Devil keyboards. Just send your evil knob boxes to me, and I will properly dispose of them for you. Finally, I will make sure you all get an electronic copy of some Hanon exercises that will help rehabilitate your soul back towards moral righteousness. In return, you will denounce Canada, put down the bong, take down all the pictures of those evil, viscious, Devil Cats and then, you will put on some clean socks, get a hair cut and go out and look for work. There's no need to thank me now. Just get busy and get it together for you, your family, and for your country. Yours truly, Steve

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How DARE
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Don't know why, but many people on this board think that i am You (but posting from another account). I even got some PM's regarding this, etc. Would you care to comment on that? What can you say in your defense?

 

- Sincerely, Don Solaris

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Don't know why, but many people on this board think that i am You (but posting from another account). I even got some PM's regarding this, etc. Would you care to comment on that? What can you say in your defense?


- Sincerely, Don Solaris

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So you want me to help you verify to all of your underworld friends that we are not the same person, is that right? Well, I can certainly do that.

 

I am not Don Solaris, who is the Devil's Mouthpiece who wants to lead your soul straight down the Canadian pipeway all the way down to the boiling pits of sewage in hell.

 

There, does that work for you?

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So you want me to help you verify to all of your underworld friends that we are not the same person, is that right? Well, I can certainly do that.

Well actually Diametro figured out we are not the same person by going one level "deeper" than the others. He analyzed the way we write sentiences. So... turned out we write different way.

 

But still, i just wanted to clear this out, once and for all - that i am not writing as "swardle" from another account.

 

Now... why don't you just take it easy swardle, have a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater or help yourself with whatever you'd like. I would chat here, but i really must go now to flip burgers!

 

Tell you what... take a big shot of whiskey and lay in bed.

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That makes one of us...
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Aw, come on. His diatribes are usually pretty clever and he has a very detailed and consistent persona.

 

EXCEPT SOFTSYNTHS CAN SUCK A DICK. :mad:

 

YOU HEAR THAT, SWARDLE? :wave:

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Now... why don't you just take it easy swardle, have a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater or help yourself with whatever you'd like. I would chat here, but i really must go now to flip burgers!


Tell you what... take a big shot of whiskey and lay in bed.

 

Now see, there you go again!! HOW DARE YOU accuse me of being an alcoholic! I cannot believe such things!

 

And yes, we all know about your recent promotion at the local hamburger stand. I'm surprised they would have the guts to put you in front of a cash register. Well, at least that'll keep you away from spitting in the customer's food. Talk about DISGUSTATION!!

 

But all of that's beside the point. I want to talk about the way you deceive everyone around here. You're supposed to be helping the youth of America, not carrying out plots to ruin their minds and their ears with vicious Devil noises. I've listened to some the demos that some of your followers have posted as a tribute to your crackhead maniac ways. I don't even hear one chord, let alone anything worthy of putting on the radio.

 

You see, I'm on to you now buddy. It's only a matter of time before your followers see the light and seek the wise words of my wisdomisms.

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...of your feedback bla bla bla problem on this board. You are the problem. All I ever did was try to help you see the errors of your evil ways!


Now listen...

 

to hard

 

find a girlfriend post haste.

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And yes, we all know about your recent promotion at the local hamburger stand. I'm surprised they would have the guts to put you in front of a cash register. Well, at least that'll keep you away from spitting in the customer's food. Talk about DISGUSTATION!!

Now listen you, and BETTER LISTEN GOOD !!!!

 

The software companies are trying to take over the synth market. They want us to forget the good American synthesizers, such as the: Prophets, Moogs, ARPs and Oberheims. Instead they poison youngsters with some cheap, crappy thin sounding soft synths. THEY want us to forget the american way, and imply some "new" standards. Standards they have been practicing for decades, behind the iron curtain - give people cheap crap and let them think it is good - while you steal their money.

 

Why do you think there is so much warezed software? So that everyone, from the superstar Michael Jackson to the last John Doe (that flips burgers in your local burger restaurant) could FORGET the good analog synths and use crappy software. They want us to FORGET the american way! And the heritage of good american synthesizer companies such as the SCI, Moog, Oberheim, ARP and the others.

 

Your Commie has no regard for human life. Not even his own.

 

Why do you think 99% of this warezed software originates from ex Soviet republics (such as the Armenia and Ukraine). Coincidence? Huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? They want to addict everyone on crappy software and forget the american synthesizer legacy. Soviets! That's what i talk about! Soviets are trying to take over !!!!!

 

This is one of the most monstrously concieved, communist plots since the fluridation of water. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration! Communist indoctrination! Communist subversion!

 

 

And the international Communist conspiracy !!!!!!

 

 

 

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Now listen you, and BETTER LISTEN GOOD !!!!


The software companies are trying to take over the synth market. They want us to forget the good American synthesizers, such as the: Prophets, Moogs, ARPs and Oberheims. Instead they poison youngsters with some cheap, crappy thin sounding soft synths. THEY want us to forget the american way, and imply some "new" standards. Standards they have been practicing for decades, behind the iron curtain - give people cheap crap and let them think it is good - while you steal their money.


Why do you think there is so much warezed software? So that everyone, from the superstar Michael Jackson to the last John Doe (that flips burgers in your local burger restaurant) could FORGET the good analog synths and use crappy software. They want us to FORGET the american way! And the heritage of good american synthesizer companies such as the SCI, Moog, Oberheim, ARP and the others.


Your Commie has no regard for human life. Not even his own.


Why do you think 99% of this warezed software originates from ex Soviet republics (such as the Armenia and Ukraine). Coincidence? Huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? They want to addict everyone on crappy software and forget the american synthesizer legacy. Soviets! That's what i talk about! Soviets are trying to take over !!!!!


This is one of the most monstrously concieved, communist plots since the fluridation of water. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration! Communist indoctrination! Communist subversion!



And the international Communist conspiracy !!!!!!




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Once again, you are just trying to confuse the issue! And this is why there are so many degenerates following you around. Like I said, you are supposed to be helping out around here, and not going around causing trouble.

 

Speaking of trouble, I remember one time or another, we talked about having a fist fight like real men, but then you cried about how your back was hurting you. But how about now? Are you ready?!

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I would punch you, but my hands are hurting me. See.... i was watching too much (barely legal) Mariah Carey pictures and videos.

 

 

 

Therefore... be a good sport, have a drink of rainwater and hurry to play your ReASSon.

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I would punch you, but my hands are hurting me. See.... i was watching too much (barely legal) Mariah Carey pictures and videos.




Therefore... be a good sport, have a drink of rainwater and hurry to play your ReASSon.

 

That's what I thought. Here you are begging for forgiveness once again.

 

But that's beside the point. Let me address this thing about Reason that you keep bringing up. First, I had to get rid of my Yamaha S90-ES because, as we all know, the Japs built that tank of a synthesizer and I realized that it was big enough to fit about 30 of 'em in there. So I had to get rid of it.

 

Next, I bought an M-Audio Axiom 61 and Reason 4. At the time, I knew that software synths were on the rise infiltrating our borders. But the heathen at the local GC tricked me, telling me that there were only pianos and pipe organs in Reason 4. Obviously, I was tricked by one of your underworld friends. So, I sold that too and bought a Harmony acoustic guitar that was blessed by the local church.

 

Now listen, I want you to stop bringing this up because you're making me ill by accusing me of being a hypocrite. You will no longer question me sir and you WILL stop bullying this forum with your Demonitry!!

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I think you secretly love Celine Dion.

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Mmmm Celine... :love: And that picture... phwooar, that's just RIPE for a dirty pr0n photoshop adventure.

 

...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

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Now listen, I want you to stop bringing this up because you're making me ill by accusing me of being a hypocrite. You will no longer question me sir and you WILL stop bullying this forum with your Demonitry!!

I can not have a fight, because today i was stopped by the police and had to pay fine. I came into city with my tractor to pick up my girlfriend and some idiot reported me.

 

 

 

 

 

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Gottta love religious nutters - give them enough time and they eventually hole up on a ranch in the middle of nowhere and blown their own brains out...

 

Give it time... :)

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