Members jrkirkish Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I have been forced to sig this. I am honored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 What if you're getting some in the stall? Do you let 'em finish or both of you quietly make for the exit? what if you're getting a blumpkin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinnies Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 ghey for not having a hot secretary in there with you. ghey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 The first thing I would do is post a thread on HCFX about it. As Mitch Hedberg has so eloquently said, "If you're flammable and your legs work, you are never blocking a fire exit." what if you're getting a blumpkin?? Crumpkin, FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse G Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'd wipe first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Crumpkin, FTW. reverse cunnilumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheCardiacKid Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 . Do not power {censored}. That's how people get hemorrhoids. I had this one roommate once and he would power {censored}. I swear to god, he {censored} in the time it took me to pee. He wondered why he got hemorrhoids. You can't blow a gasket. Pink sock'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bill Cosby Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'd probably finish wiping while running out the stall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'd probably finish wiping while running out the stall. so, Bill Cosby, you're saying you'd still drop your kids off at the pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Pink sock'd. purple blossom'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot_karl Posted February 23, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 The first thing I would do is post a thread on HCFX about it. Wipe or burn.... either way my ass would be on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnderMocs Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 cut off midstream, wipe down. leave. High school conditioned me to believe that all fire alarms are drills. or the chem teacher burned his eyebrows off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkirkish Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hold on, hold on, hold on. What kind of poop are we talking about here? Are we talking pure liquid, like the kinda {censored} that just flows? The kind of {censored} that literally sets your anus on fire because you really, really shouldn't have eaten that shrimp jambalaya with waaaaay too much hot sauce? You know, the kind of {censored} that makes your asshole itch for days after the fact? Those {censored}s you can push out actually faster than you could pee all that liquid {censored}. They come out pretty fast, which isn't a good thing because you generally end up wiping your asscheeks as well as your crack. Splatter, everywhere. Are we talking the I-haven't-{censored}-in-four-days kinda {censored} that gets you all blocked up, and you've been eating steak and it's literally the largest thing that's ever come out of your ass and you start to sympathize with women for having to berth a child kind of {censored}? Like the kind of {censored} where you start to think that it's a good idea to cut your abdomen open with a kitchen knife and scoop the {censored} out of there? These {censored}s take a while, and I've read entire books while waiting for them. I really got faster, though, once I learned that sitting on your ass isn't a great way to {censored}. To really empty yourself out, you really should be on your knees. It's a shame they don't make toilets like this, but hey, that's why god invented garden trowels. These two {censored}s are very different {censored}s, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrweems Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 a post befitting your username {censored} you dude. i just laughed so hard i started a coughing again. damnit it hurts. toooo funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reverberlayed Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hold on, hold on, hold on. What kind of poop are we talking about here?Are we talking pure liquid, like the kinda {censored} that just flows? The kind of {censored} that literally sets your anus on fire because you really, really shouldn't have eaten that shrimp jambalaya with waaaaay too much hot sauce? You know, the kind of {censored} that makes your asshole itch for days after the fact? Those {censored}s you can push out actually faster than you could pee all that liquid {censored}. They come out pretty fast, which isn't a good thing because you generally end up wiping your asscheeks as well as your crack. Splatter, everywhere.Are we talking the I-haven't-{censored}-in-four-days kinda {censored} that gets you all blocked up, and you've been eating steak and it's literally the largest thing that's ever come out of your ass and you start to sympathize with women for having to berth a child kind of {censored}? Like the kind of {censored} where you start to think that it's a good idea to cut your abdomen open with a kitchen knife and scoop the {censored} out of there? These {censored}s take a while, and I've read entire books while waiting for them. I really got faster, though, once I learned that sitting on your ass isn't a great way to {censored}. To really empty yourself out, you really should be on your knees. It's a shame they don't make toilets like this, but hey, that's why god invented garden trowels.These two {censored}s are very different {censored}s, indeed. I literally laughed the whole time I read this and it's because I currently have to {censored}, and it's number two of your examples. No pun intended of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members attic Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Holy {censored}! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 What if you're getting some in the stall? Do you let 'em finish or both of you quietly make for the exit? mistersuperfly'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Like the kind of {censored} where you start to think that it's a good idea to cut your abdomen open with a kitchen knife and scoop the {censored} out of there? This. It is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor. Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 To really empty yourself out, you really should be on your knees. It's a shame they don't make toilets like this, but hey, that's why god invented garden trowels. Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bones Malone Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 it's a shame I can't put this whole thread in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnderMocs Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hold on, hold on, hold on. What kind of poop are we talking about here?Are we talking pure liquid, like the kinda {censored} that just flows? The kind of {censored} that literally sets your anus on fire because you really, really shouldn't have eaten that shrimp jambalaya with waaaaay too much hot sauce? You know, the kind of {censored} that makes your asshole itch for days after the fact? Those {censored}s you can push out actually faster than you could pee all that liquid {censored}. They come out pretty fast, which isn't a good thing because you generally end up wiping your asscheeks as well as your crack. Splatter, everywhere.Are we talking the I-haven't-{censored}-in-four-days kinda {censored} that gets you all blocked up, and you've been eating steak and it's literally the largest thing that's ever come out of your ass and you start to sympathize with women for having to berth a child kind of {censored}? Like the kind of {censored} where you start to think that it's a good idea to cut your abdomen open with a kitchen knife and scoop the {censored} out of there? These {censored}s take a while, and I've read entire books while waiting for them. I really got faster, though, once I learned that sitting on your ass isn't a great way to {censored}. To really empty yourself out, you really should be on your knees. It's a shame they don't make toilets like this, but hey, that's why god invented garden trowels.These two {censored}s are very different {censored}s, indeed. hahahahahaha. I just dropped an example 2. knocked out like half of a tape op. I love reading on the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Let It Burn... Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I needed this thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pedalboard Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I would've done the same, but lawlz at stopping to wash up. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheIncident Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Step One: Finish Wiping.Step Two: Proclaim that you were in fact searching for survivors.Step Three: Become Hero.Step Four: Sexxxxxxxxx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MathiasWilliam Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 so, Bill Cosby, you're saying you'd still drop your kids off at the pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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