Members hot_karl Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 This just happened and it was a legit alarm.... I had 2 choices, get out as soon as possible or finish wiping. A flurry of emotions was racing through my head, my life potentially hanging in the balance, but at the cost of a dirty ass. I came to the logical conclusion to finish wiping and when I got out of the bathroom all the lights were flashing and the building was empty... I walked out to sirens and then some fire trucks showed up.... what would u do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 a post befitting your username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Wipe first, then GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members intern Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Thats a life changing decision, wiped while running? toss the toilet paper into the fire on the way out the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 it is a well known fact that feces is flame retardant so I would smear myself with said fecal matter and promptly run directly into the flames singing the "Ode to Joy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot_karl Posted February 23, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 it is a well known fact that feces is flame retardant so I would smear myself with said fecal matter and promptly run directly into the flames singing the "Ode to Joy" I work where there are a lot of attractive ladies.... this was a determining factor of me risking the wipe.... I even washed my hands super quick:facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Depends if it was diahro or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murch33 Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 I would've done the same, but lawlz at stopping to wash up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkirkish Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Well, I only poop in the nude, so this would influence my decision. After much deliberation, I would bolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot_karl Posted February 23, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Well, I only poop in the nude, so this would influence my decision. After much deliberation, I would bolt. you're sayin u fukin undress completely in that stall to take a {censored}? If so bravo sir, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jdredskinsfan Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 you're sayin u fukin undress completely in that stall to take a {censored}? If so bravo sir, well done. Sarcasm :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Don't {censored} at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkirkish Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Don't {censored} at work. Why? don't you like getting paid to poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot_karl Posted February 23, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Don't {censored} at work. {censored} at work = getting paid to {censored} + is a nice break.{censored} at home = me - free time. clearlymathematically, {censored}ting at home just don't add up.... plus this bathroom is a lot nicer than at my house, it gets cleaned like twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members claytonjohn18 Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 It doesn't take much more time to pinch it off and do a decent wipe job than it does to get up from your desk and get to the door. As a volunteer fireman, I should tell you to just GTFO, but odds are your workplace is built to withstand a lot of burn time before it falls down. Assuming you're not a huge {censored}, you're fine to finish wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bones Malone Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 this is why I enjoy the effects forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 ^ btw, i love your user name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 If you don't smell smoke, just finish wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor. Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Well, I only poop in the nude, so this would influence my decision.After much deliberation, I would bolt. I have been forced to sig this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EmeeBee1982 Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 This thread is hilarious .. My god Giggling at my desk as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ponda Boba Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 i'd take a power {censored} for a good minute then speed wipe then get out of there and find another toilet in a safer area and jettison the rest of the {censored} from my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stratman Tigers Posted February 23, 2010 Members Share Posted February 23, 2010 What if you're getting some in the stall? Do you let 'em finish or both of you quietly make for the exit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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