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Im the runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb


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and then all of a sudden i was hit by a carrier pigeon delivering an envelope to the royal family of swiss hills, rhode island. inside were a detailed list of all the ingredients needed to make the worlds second best apple pie, second only to new hampshire's own, jenny fitzpatrick. in a matter of seconds i had cleared my thoughts enough to realize that i was actually in my backyard when this happend and my cat had locked himself in the birdhouse by leaving his spare key at the corner of 71st street when he was unicycling to north dakota to visit his aunt helena who had recently won the lottery in a terrible poker accident involving a walrus, three horses, and monica lewinski. what a terrible group to play poker with.

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