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Let he who's chops are without flaws cast the first stone.
;)

 

Pffff. I'll take the piss out of his chops and his bull{censored} metal instrumentals on Youtube and I'll laugh doing it. I have the good decency not to inflict my {censored} on the world :)

 

He's also a strange chap. Check his review of the Digidesign Eleven Rack:

 

http://www.tonymckenzie.com/eleven_rack_review.htm

 

Not totally complimentary, yes? That last passage says it all:

 

I hope you like the review, which is singular, but fair in its approach and maybe you agree or disagree... but this is my view... Eleven Rack for sale anyone?

 

If he decided so quickly to sell it, then why did he create an entire website dedicated to the unit?

 

http://elevenrack.net/index.html

 

Bonkers, that's what.

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Oh, and he's done exactly the same for Splawn...

 

http://www.splawnamps.co.uk/index.html

 

Now tell me he's not a little bit fried in the brain department.

 

http://www.splawnamps.co.uk/so_what.html

 

 

I always knew there would be guys out there that would disagree with my views put forward on this site about amps/cabs/sounds/equipment/music etc. Disagreeing is not a problem - music and sound is subjective.


I have had other sites running on the internet for many years and have sometimes suffered people who are arrogant, rude, self centred, ass holes, well - you name it - they really are out there.


And as you can guess they are sometimes prevalent on the internet - there to fill out sarcastic comments on the forms on websites, there to annoy others on the web blogs', well, I guess you get the drift about that scene.


Sometimes these guys do get on my nerves - they are the ones who do nothing to expand musicians thoughts or help to try and educate musicians further about music or equipment etc. They sometimes even work in little 'clicks' of guys who I can tell you are basically no brainers from start to finish.... pity they have nothing else to do all day... maybe a job could be good?


This site is designed to help everyone else out there maybe to get a better feel of some of this kit in some way - and if it helps even one of you then it's achieved what I set out to do...


And for the guys that disagree in some way, or want to criticise me....


SO WHAT - I could not give a monkeys chuff what you think - so sit on it.... get the drift?


Why not go and do something productive instead of being an ass all your life? It would be good to take a look at your site (oops I forgot - you don't have one).


And please.... if you're one of those guys - don't try and convert me... I'm way past all that {censored}....

 

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Oh, and one more piece of evidence to suggest Tony McKenzie is nuts. Spot the link between these websites...

 

http://www.robintrower.co.uk/index.htm

 

http://www.awesomeguitar.co.uk/index.htm

 

http://www.triaxis.co.uk/released_albums.htm

 

http://www.ibanezwired.com/index.htm

 

http://www.customshopguitar.com/index.htm

 

 

 

Epic super spam facepalm there.

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MY GOD!!! :eek: That's like some guy found this forum and started buying gear before he learned how to play. I'll show these guys...OH MY GOD!!!

 

Someone needs to DOSE this dude and play him some Grateful Dead, hendrix, and zep, and steal all his gear!!!

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lol this is probably one of the funniest character bits i've ever seen. this guy is totally onto something if he's hamming it up.

 

i {censored}in loved it when he hit the 'release the beast' patch.

 

if he's for real though (which he most likely is), his totally prickish attitude makes me want to physically hurt him. his {censored}ing snide comments, his idiotic unknowledgable reviewing and {censored}ing bumbling approach makes me wonder why the hell he's doing these reviews. i'm not saying he has to be ultra-positive and Phil X it up, but if you're gonna make a goddamn website about gear reviews i think there is some points for etiquette - #1 - if the product isn't really your favorite, be tactful. #2 - have some semblance of technical knowledge about the thing you're gonna videotape yourself talking about.

 

Its like he bought the thing just to get off on panning it. "This next sound is ____. Not a bad sound, but not a good sound." "This next sound is called 'Jimi got Gypped'... Im sure he did"

 

what an ASSHOLE.

 

anyone who has to {censored}ing namedrop their own life-experience in order to validate their skills better be able to back it up. this guy cant. re:Review Part 2 @ 1:35

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lol this is probably one of the funniest character bits i've ever seen. this guy is totally onto something if he's hamming it up.


i {censored}in loved it when he hit the 'release the beast' patch.

 

Didn't get that far but, it doesn't seem like he was, "hamming it up." :facepalm:

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yeah i'm hoping that he's realizing the 'old overcompensating dude' character that we all know. i.e. Lawyer/Dentist guitarists... the guys who drive Porsche Boxters and play through Dumbles....

 

don't worry, i realize that he probably isnt acting, and is just an all-around douchebag. really. have you seen his other reviews? the guy just doesn't seem pleasant at ALL.

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yeah his attitude at the start, like "I am not gonna teach you how to read a manual" and his voice like he is in anguish. this kinda {censored} actually motivates me to play and woodshed, so your chops and tone just blow {censored}ers like this AWAY!! whats that ya say grampa? take this bitch!!! im gonna be watching this guy a lot cause he REALLY PISSES ME OFF!! I wonder what Bobby D would think of this {censored}?

 

Actually I hate reading manuals thats why I have gone ALL ANALOG at all costs.

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