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What the {censored} did I just watch???????

I decided to watch all the 4 jaws movies today.

The first one is just awesome.

The second one is kinda lame but has some good moments.

The third one is actually really funny, (i watched the first three movies before) but

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH JAWS: THE REVENGE?!

Why the hell is the shark just hunting the brody family?

It's like a vendetta.

The shark has no reason for being mad at the brody family.

All the sharks in the first 3 movies are dead.

And what the hell is going on at the end?!

Seriously.

First of all: Why does Mrs. Brodys have a flashback that shows the ending of Jaws 1??

She wasn't there.

And why does the shark explode after beeing harpooned by Mrs. Brody???

Was he full of gas or TNT?!

AND WHY THE HELL DOES THE SHARK SOUND LIKE A T-REX?!?!

Seriously, this was the worst movie ending i have ever seen.

For those who didn't know the movie:

[video=youtube;YqiWWmAEfTA]

In this uncut version the shark not even explodes...in the version i watched...he explodes....after beeing stabbed.

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At what point does Hollywood say "This is complete {censored}, and we're not putting this out"?

 

 

I don't know that they will - at least not as long as there's any possibility they can make a buck off of it.

 

I wish I was joking, but I tell bands / artists the same thing all the time. Don't ever think the label gives a crap about your "art" - they'd put out autotuned pig farts if they thought there was a buck in it.

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I love pretty much any movie with a giant killer shark. I don't why, but its like melted butter on toast. It feels good. So, I vote this is a fantastic ending. Have you see "Mega Shark verus Giant Octopus", staring debbie gibson :lol: just as excellent.

 

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The world is full of "burner" movies. Success in life requires one recognize such movies by their names and descriptions. And then to selectively choose to watch them at appropriate times. Stony afternoons are usually best. Naps can be incorporated without feeling bad about missing the last 40 minutes of the movie.

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Sounds awful, however:

 

Budget $20 million

Box office $51,881,013

 

 

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Lemme see if I remember this movie...Let's see.

 

The son of the shark killed in 'Jaws' decides to take revenge on the (deceased) man that killed its father by eating the (deceased) man's wife and children, and so swims 1200 miles to where it somehow knows they are and goes after them?

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Lemme see if I remember this movie...Let's see.


The son of the shark killed in 'Jaws' decides to take revenge on the (deceased) man that killed its father by eating the (deceased) man's wife and children, and so swims 1200 miles to where it somehow knows they are and goes after them?

 

 

More or less. Also Brody's widow has flashbacks/memories that belong to her husband for some reason as evidenced in that clip where she has a flashback to her husband shooting the shark from the ship's mast even though she was never there and, in fact, nobody else was there.

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More or less. Also Brody's widow has flashbacks/memories that belong to her husband for some reason as evidenced in that clip where she has a flashback to her husband shooting the shark from the ship's mast even though she was never there and, in fact, nobody else was there.

 

 

Sounds like maybe it was just a bit to deep and experimental for SOME popcorn lovers to get. When oh when will the masses be ready for true art? Ghost flashbacks are just too ahead of their time.

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Also, before Hiwatt Bob is like oh yeah name the 50 movies worse than Jaws: The Revenge

 

In no stringent order:

1. Johnny Sunshine

2. Reel Horror

3. Backwoods

4. Dope Case Pending

5. Parole Violators

6. Pearl Harbor

7. Highlander II

8. Megapiranha

9. Megasnake

10. Robot Pilot

11. One Million AC/DC

12. Nemesis 4

13. Nemesis 3

14. Warriors of the Wasteland

15. Trancers 5

16. Trancers 6

17. Josh Kirby Series

18. Creation Adventure team

19. Raiders of Galaxy

20. Protectors of Universe

21. Space Thunder Kids

22. The Wraith

23. Roger Corman's Fantastic Four

24. The Fantastic Four

25. Snake People

26. The Car

27. Top Dog

28. A Force of One

29. R.O.T.O.R.

30. Defcon 4

31. Virus

32. Galaxy Invader

33. Invasion of the Blood Farmers

34. The Day Time Ended

35. Time Runner

36. Earthstorm

37. Absolute Zero

38. Fungicide

39. Deep Shock

40. Cobra vs Ninja

41. Dragon against Vampire

42. Catman 2: Boxer's Blow

43. Catwoman

44. Robo Vampire

45. Future Force

46. The Beast of Yucca Flats

47. Night of 1000 cats

48. Street Zombies

49. Witchouse 3

50. Body Melt

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Lemme see if I remember this movie...Let's see.


The son of the shark killed in 'Jaws' decides to take revenge on the (deceased) man that killed its father by eating the (deceased) man's wife and children, and so swims 1200 miles to where it somehow knows they are and goes after them?

 

 

In Oklahoma.

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