Members Zappa74 Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 1. No guarantee on sex. Maybe they're a committed couple... and maybe the plain one blames the others' death on you. Still no sex. 2. 300 rounds isn't that much ammo. And on top of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members samueldchilders Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 1. No guarantee on sex. Maybe they're a committed couple... and maybe the plain one blames the others' death on you. Still no sex. 2. 300 rounds isn't that much ammo. And on top of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members samueldchilders Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 1- Rape2- The butch one likes to fish. I'll only need 3 rounds. One for each of us if it comes down to that.3- Drunken rape4- So if I had 10 mil in GOLD 20 years ago I'd only have 10k today? No, gold doesn't work that way. Basically this. Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 A. As I said in chat: I'm from Alabama so liquor and guns just seems... right. Plus you can get the lesbians drunk and confused for sex... Plus I'm rich bitch!!! HONK HONK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 you guys are way more into rape than i would've guessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 B. I can make an instrument/sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vidret Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 since C came with dog food to last 5 years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members samueldchilders Posted October 25, 2011 Members Share Posted October 25, 2011 I give the C group three years tops before they get stoned and try and learn this on guitar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQyHtUeJYPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassette Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 C ftw you guys are way more into rape than i would've guessed. about what I'd expect from this lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 Pffft, always in good condition.. I would kill those strings in a few hours. Going with A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChuckNorris1982 Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 The guitar doesn't break or go out of tune. I can only assume it has magical powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 The guitar doesn't break or go out of tune. I can only assume it has magical powers. Sail home on said magic guitar after smoking all the weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SnorkelMonkey Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 Sail home on said magic guitar after smoking all the weed. Ha! Loophole'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 B. Hot/awesome redhead. Food. Music. How is this not everything you need? Although, to be fair I don't know how to shoot, don't drink much, and can't smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 DID NONE OF YOU SEE THAT THE ISLAND IS POPULATED WITH VICIOUS ANIMALS??!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pewtershmit Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 DID NONE OF YOU SEE THAT THE ISLAND IS POPULATED WITH VICIOUS ANIMALS??!?!?!?!?! rapists aren't afeared a nothin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 Hmm...If the guitar doesn't ever break, can you use it as a weapon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 DID NONE OF YOU SEE THAT THE ISLAND IS POPULATED WITH VICIOUS ANIMALS??!?!?!?!?! Oh... {censored}. I actually didn't. I change my vote to A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slushpup96 Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 The value of gold would be pretty low if you brought 10 million dollars worth of it back to civilization. Vicious animals can be fought off if you use the guitar as a bat and hide in your sailboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 Vicious animals can be fought off if you use the guitar as a bat and hide in your sailboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 The value of gold would be pretty low if you brought 10 million dollars worth of it back to civilization.Vicious animals can be fought off if you use the guitar as a bat and hide in your sailboat. What? Why would it be pretty low? That's about 5,840 ounces of gold added to the known supply. The known supply is something like 10,000,000,000 ounces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 C gives you a small shelter, you wouldn't have to do any boat hiding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 C gives you a small shelter, you wouldn't have to do any boat hiding! it would also give you a place to rub out without the dogs watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bricks & Bones Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 The correct answer is:Learn karate and kill the kidnappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jisatsu Posted October 26, 2011 Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 I need clarification:Will the lesbians have sex with you?Is there fresh water to stop dehydration of the booze?What does dtf mean?Can the women get pregnant?Are the fish tainted by Japanese radiation?If a woman gives birth, can you eat the baby?Are you knowledgible enough to keep the gun working on an island long term? After 5 years, will you eat the dogs?Which was more offensive, question #6 or #8? What have you learned about yourself??? I'd be more worried about the fish being radiated by the french nuclear testing that goes on to this day in the south pacific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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