Members insurrection Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Howdy, alot of people ask me what gear I use and if I use a studio, etc. so I figured once and for all I'd clear that part of my life up, prepare yourself. Here's my direct-in setup, notice the mess - it gets worse. Here circled in red is the cable I use to run from the RP7 to the line input of my computer. It consists of two radio shack converter ends and a standard Television AV cable running between the two. Notice only one side is plugged in - my cat chewed the other side to {censored} so it doesn't work, and you know what? I don't {censored}ing need it! Here is my Bellari Tube Channel RP-503 Mic Pre-Comp. I plug a AT-4033 mic into it for vocals, and use the same {censored}ty, broken radio shack AV cable to run the output of this into my PC for vocals. Here's where it starts getting good. That's a 1998 Gateway 500mhz, 12GB HD, 128kb SDRam, {censored}ty base-line SoundBlaster sound card. You begin to see my monitoring speaker setup too, that'll be covered later. The stale bag of Fritos laying in front of the PC makes it run better. Notice the SINGLE SIDE of the AV cables running into the computers line input Notice the stip of condoms laying on some other random {censored} - so I can grab instantly when needed (you'll see why later) A little airial view here, now you can clearly see my work station. The green thing you see is an '04 AlienWare laptop that I put my fist through, so it no longer works, but makes a nice keyboard elevator, no? Notice my monitoring system. Those are the stock Boston speakers that came with this computer when I bought it. The other one is hidden behind the monitor so you cant see it, which also makes it harder to hear, but {censored} it, I don't need it. They are also on the wrong sides, my left speaker is on the right and vice versa - why? Because the cable isn't long enough for me to set it up right, but {censored} it, I don't need it. As you can see, my workstation is multifunctional - I also sleep there... and {censored} there... and whatever. Here's a wide angle view of my recording/living/{censored}ing/drug using premesis - just so you can get a better idea of my metal ness. Here is a shot from my bed, where I sleep and {censored}, gotta have a 60 inch widescreen high def, or you're just not {censored}ing metal. Notice my JCM 800 2204 over there waiting patiently to be rocked out upon. And also my smell-good utensils on top of the TV for when I need to get sexified and get some poon-flop. Notice that there is no mixer, or interfaces, or {censored}ing fairy dust, just cheap bull{censored}. Now for those that haven't heard you're probably wondering what all this sounds like, here you go: Guitar/Bass/Drums/Dirty Vocals - http://mysite.verizon.net/jfrickinp/flag.mp3 Clean & Dirty Vocals - http://mysite.verizon.net/jfrickinp/seract.mp3 (the tesseract song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Japetus Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 The sad, and I guess humorous thing is...I have heard guys with $30,000 worth of gear not be able to get as good of recorded tones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eyeball987 Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Easily the most entertaining thread of the day. I just might have to add "{censored} it. I don't need it" to my sig. By the way, clean some of that {censored} up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mickaroony Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Clean your {censored}ing room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Dude, if I lived cloe enough I'd go clean your messy ass house up just so i could sleep better at night. Question: does the Playstation controller improve the tone any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Def_Pearl_Pilot Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Cool! Someone who is a bigger slob then I am!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ben J Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by eyeball987 By the way, clean some of that {censored} up. No way, man. That's where the mojo comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITEFLY182 Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 hahahaha... you dont get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Hair Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by eyeball987 Easily the most entertaining thread of the day. +1 that room is rock n roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members insurrection Posted February 9, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by NITEFLY182 hahahaha... you dont get laid. If my room is just too {censored}ING METAL for them to want to {censored} me, I {censored} them in my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Japetus Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Or, you {censored} them in the graveyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scottdh Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Haha! Rock the fizzuck on, mang. Your threads rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ben J Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 You're a little too close to that cemetery for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shredhead666 Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 GOD DAMN you are a Dirty Dirty Sanchez!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jarick Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Good lord that was hilarious! I like the Delta Force or whatever disc on top of the Bellari...does that help the tone as well? Seriously though, most people try and upgrade their gear long before they've maxed out what they can do with it. I think in your case it's the opposite! Although the guitar tones aren't really stellar...but they work just fine for the music, and that's really all that matters. By the way, what'd you do for the drums (real drummer or samples)? And is that you screaming? BRUTAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yabba Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 you rock (I thought about making a longer post, but {censored} it, I don't need it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by shredhead666 GOD DAMN you are a Dirty Dirty Sanchez!!! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members insurrection Posted February 9, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Originally posted by Ben J You're a little too close to that cemetery for comfort. To close to it? I {censored}ing LIVE ON IT The only house up here and it's a HUGE ass cemetary, serves for a whole county which is aprox 50 miles square Don't ever question my {censored}ing METALNESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Hooooleeeey {censored} thats a messy room! :eek: -Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mctallica1 Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Awsome thread:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SLfreak Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 4 doors aren't very metal... But you got pretty much everything else except a pair of passed out groupies in your bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Straton Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 If I totally trash my room too, how much improvement recording- and tonewise I'd be getting approximately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members A-Train Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Haha, you're the friggen man. Your room looks like a crack head lives in it! Great recordings, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted February 9, 2006 Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Id kick it with ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members insurrection Posted February 9, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 9, 2006 Here's a picture of me giving a {censored} what my room looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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