Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad That's right!! Actually... I do alot of quiet lusting rather than outright obnoxiousness... ...then I'll speak for both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes ...then I'll speak for both of us. Excellent!! Because I'm not good at the initial ice breakers... It takes me a while... So that can be your role... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Excellent!! Because I'm not good at the initial ice breakers... It takes me a while... So that can be your role... Hey...that's fine...but if I break the ice...you get the sloppy seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes Hey...that's fine...but if I break the ice...you get the sloppy seconds. What if there's 2 of them? First pick? That's easy... Pick 2 hot chicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad What if there's 2 of them? First pick? That's easy... Pick 2 hot chicks... They'll both be sloppy...I have alot of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes They'll both be sloppy...I have alot of love. Now you're just being greedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Now you're just being greedy... OK...we'll take turns jumping on the grenade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes OK...we'll take turns jumping on the grenade. Fine... as long as nothing of mine touches anything of yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Fine... as long as nothing of mine touches anything of yours... Oh...that has to be agreed on from the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes Oh...that has to be agreed on from the start. I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad I know... You'll have to stand back to not touch mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes You'll have to stand back to not touch mine... Do you have a tattoo on your lower back that says "Keep back 200 feet"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Do you have a tattoo on your lower back that says "Keep back 200 feet"? No But I have a tattoo on my shaft that says my initials "AM"...when I'm excited you can read it all, it says ..."Adam's penis has been in alot of places...including your mom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes No But I have a tattoo on my shaft that says my initials "AM"...when I'm excited you can read it all, it says ..."Adam's penis has been in alot of places...including your mom" LOL!!I can't top that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad LOL!! I can't top that... Sure you can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes Sure you can... Ok... Mine says... "I can taste your lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Ok... Mine says... "I can taste your lunch" Is that on your tongue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes Is that on your tongue... That's the rest of it... when I get excited... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 This dorkface tried to charge me $45 for 6 roses, some strange filler leaves, and a vase. I looked at him like he was a moron, and in case he didn't get it I made sure to tell him that I wouldn't pay anything over $25 for it. He didn't get either of my gestures. He then offered me a small vase with one rose and a plastic thing holding a card. I wish I would have told him to shove it up his urethra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by -=MYK=- This dorkface tried to charge me $45 for 6 roses, some strange filler leaves, and a vase. I looked at him like he was a moron, and in case he didn't get it I made sure to tell him that I wouldn't pay anything over $25 for it. He didn't get either of my gestures. He then offered me a small vase with one rose and a plastic thing holding a card. I wish I would have told him to shove it up his urethra. Ouch... With thorns or without? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by -=MYK=- This dorkface tried to charge me $45 for 6 roses, some strange filler leaves, and a vase. I looked at him like he was a moron, and in case he didn't get it I made sure to tell him that I wouldn't pay anything over $25 for it. He didn't get either of my gestures. He then offered me a small vase with one rose and a plastic thing holding a card. I wish I would have told him to shove it up his urethra. Should have poked him one...people learn quick after they've been poked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad Ouch... With thorns or without? I don't know. I didn't even pay attention to much else after he told me how much he wanted.Looks like I'm going shopping for my mothers day gift...after mother day... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by -=MYK=- I don't know. I didn't even pay attention to much else after he told me how much he wanted. Looks like I'm going shopping for my mothers day gift...after mother day... :mad: I spent about $150 on my mom, grandma and mother-inlaw... oh and $75 on roses for my wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by vlad I spent about $150 on my mom, grandma and mother-inlaw... oh and $75 on roses for my wife... $75 on roses for my wife = sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vlad Posted May 14, 2006 Members Share Posted May 14, 2006 Originally posted by Randy Van Sykes $75 on roses for my wife = sex She had to write me an IOU... if you know what I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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