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The Friday HCKSS Mailbag!


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Every friday we open the HCKSS mailbag and pick a random letter to answer!

 

Our first letter:

 

 

 

Dear HCKSS,

 

 

 

Which is closer - the moon or Florida?

 

 

 

signed prospective geography student

 

 

Dear prospective geography student:

 

Well duh! Can you see Florida?

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Our second letter:

 

 

Dear HCKSS,


What should I get - a Micron or a MicroKorg?


signed,


JimiIsMyHero87

 

 

Dear JimiIsMyHero87,

 

Many have struggled with the same question. Countless of days have been spent to probe the depths. The answer is: neither. Keep your guitar - synths never got anyone laid.

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Dear HCKSS:

 

Why does my poop smell bad?

 

Sincerely,

 

Tushus Maximus

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Maximus

 

Your poop smells bad so that you won't eat it. It also might help to ask your mom to change butchers.

 

Sincerely,

 

Dr. HCKSS Poop-h-D

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Dear HCKSS,


why do i poop so much?


:confused:

 

Dear :confused:,

 

You're clearly lacking in vitamin S. You should go to your nearest music retailer and buy a new synthesizer, which should help you meet your daily requirement for vitamin S.

 

This won't help with the pooping though, sorry.

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What the poop is going on in here??!! Who pooped up this thread?? I've never seen so much poop in one poopy place in my life! There's more poop in here than the poop deck on the HMS Poopaphore sailing on an ocean of brown smelly stuff! I'm getting the poop outa here!

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Dear HCKSS,

 

I've been practicing like crazy and think I'm ready for a firm commitment if your mother will have me. I've attached a photo for her that I snapped on Amy's island before Festival (yes that's real alligator blood!).

 

PS - Please send more Dollpockets as the local milkman says he won't have any for weeks.

 

Your Loving Gardner, Robin Straywire

 

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