Members The Real MC Posted March 5, 2010 Members Share Posted March 5, 2010 Every friday we open the HCKSS mailbag and pick a random letter to answer! Our first letter: Dear HCKSS, Which is closer - the moon or Florida? signed prospective geography student Dear prospective geography student: Well duh! Can you see Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted March 5, 2010 Members Share Posted March 5, 2010 Our second letter: Dear HCKSS,What should I get - a Micron or a MicroKorg?signed,JimiIsMyHero87 Dear JimiIsMyHero87, Many have struggled with the same question. Countless of days have been spent to probe the depths. The answer is: neither. Keep your guitar - synths never got anyone laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metrosonus Posted March 5, 2010 Members Share Posted March 5, 2010 Dear HCKSS, why do i poop so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted March 5, 2010 Members Share Posted March 5, 2010 Dear HCKSS: Why does my poop smell bad? Sincerely, Tushus Maximus Dear Mr. Maximus Your poop smells bad so that you won't eat it. It also might help to ask your mom to change butchers. Sincerely, Dr. HCKSS Poop-h-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted March 5, 2010 Members Share Posted March 5, 2010 Dear HCKSS, why do i poop so much? Dear , You're clearly lacking in vitamin S. You should go to your nearest music retailer and buy a new synthesizer, which should help you meet your daily requirement for vitamin S. This won't help with the pooping though, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Plink Floyd Posted March 6, 2010 Members Share Posted March 6, 2010 What the poop is going on in here??!! Who pooped up this thread?? I've never seen so much poop in one poopy place in my life! There's more poop in here than the poop deck on the HMS Poopaphore sailing on an ocean of brown smelly stuff! I'm getting the poop outa here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carbon111 Posted March 6, 2010 Members Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dear HCKSS, I've been practicing like crazy and think I'm ready for a firm commitment if your mother will have me. I've attached a photo for her that I snapped on Amy's island before Festival (yes that's real alligator blood!). PS - Please send more Dollpockets as the local milkman says he won't have any for weeks. Your Loving Gardner, Robin Straywire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Plink Floyd Posted March 6, 2010 Members Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dear HCKSS, You don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted March 6, 2010 Members Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dear HCKSS,I have lots of really killer synths but i don't have any lava lamps or cats in my studio. Can i still be a real synthesist?Blayze Mowless Dear Blayze, Yes, that's absolutely fine. Just wait where you are while we get the exocet lock on your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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