Members Pigger Posted November 10, 2011 Members Share Posted November 10, 2011 Goat farts are in my dreams now, thanks guys, No more harmony central and burritos before bed. Gote fart reflux FTL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JeffLearman Posted November 10, 2011 Members Share Posted November 10, 2011 Your problem is simple. You have a polyphonic keyboard. The solution is simple: just replace it with a monophonic keyboard, and then it will sound like only one goat farting. Plus you will look oh so much cooler. Problem solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mpegsucks Posted November 10, 2011 Members Share Posted November 10, 2011 My keyboard sounds like goats farting. Really? When did you buy an Alesis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members girevik Posted November 10, 2011 Members Share Posted November 10, 2011 My keyboard sounds like goats farting.Really? When did you buy an Alesis? He has a Yamaha Motif, which has goat fart patches of such transcendent quality, no one in his right mind would even attempt to edit them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pigger Posted November 10, 2011 Members Share Posted November 10, 2011 My keyboard sounds like goats farting. Really? When did you buy an Alesis? My Micron sounds more like gotes moaning. Plus it looks like a pack of chewing gum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members veracohr Posted November 11, 2011 Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 On a more serious note (no really!) I have often thought about how to synthesize a fart noise (recorded samplesmare cheating). At some point in some song I was working on I remember I made a synth sound I called "Robot Fart". Can't seem to find the song now, or remember how the sound was made. Gotta be on one of these hard drives somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted November 11, 2011 Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 Wow! I just found this patch on the Boss RC-50: [video=youtube;e-nCzX2NTfI] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 11, 2011 Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 that sounded like it might've been a spacegoat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted November 12, 2011 Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 There is a distinct likelihood that you are correct about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted November 12, 2011 Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 hahahahaha PC, epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 12, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 I approve of this patch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MickeyKeys Posted November 12, 2011 Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 Really? When did you buy an Alesis? As someone who featured a QS7.1 in his live rig until a month ago I am compelled to say - I used to resemble that remark. But I found that by layering the "Nigerian Dwarf SBD", "Alpine Flatulent", and "Hungarian Improved Toot" programs together in a mix, I got a RIPPING all-purpose mix that I named "Billy's Wind". Worked very nicely on most of our 70's disco, and fit surprisingly nicely on the intro to "They Call Me The Breeze" . . . Wonder if Kurzweil's working on anything . . . :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sRa Posted November 12, 2011 Members Share Posted November 12, 2011 Your keyboard sounds like goats farting?? . . . Hmmm . . . Maybe it's just your playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Musicale Posted November 13, 2011 Members Share Posted November 13, 2011 You should watch out what you sample... Musicale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JeffLearman Posted November 14, 2011 Members Share Posted November 14, 2011 You should watch out what you sample... Yeah, careful where you stick that microphone! Especially if it's that vocal mic you borrowed from me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 14, 2011 Members Share Posted November 14, 2011 i worked at a live sound company for a while that had a special tin bucket filled with old, dented up SM58s - sometimes these would be taken apart for parts. there were two mics, however, with red tape around the base that no one would ever touch. these two mics had apparently survived some pretty "close encounters" with some elderly strippers on IL route 80, so it was de rigueur to hand them to the new guy and ask him to either smell the mics or ascertain whether or not they were still grounded by putting your lips on the mic. good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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