Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Should I call a vet or a tech? Or maybe I should just forge a new genre, "fartstep". First single, "Pull My Finger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hit record or it didn;t happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members keybdwizrd Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 That didn't take long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 That didn't take long. We are a full-service synth forum, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seamonkey Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 what is the difference in sound between goat and dog farts?(puppy farts to be exact) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Goat farts are wet. Puppy farts release rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pigger Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Technically, it's "gotes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 THAT IS CORRECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seamonkey Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Goat farts are wet. Puppy farts release rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pigger Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 THAT IS CORRECT Sorry, EP; couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 So is this what you meant when you said you were having GAS for a new keyboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 you'll need a resonant analog highpass or bandpass filter, enveloped after the initial fart sound, to represent the small amount of poop that comes out when they fart. i lived on a farm with miniature goats, trust me on this. the poop is marble shaped so a nice self resonated filter 'ploop' should represent that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tomkeen Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 My farts sound like two detuned sawtooths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Dogfart is already taken as a genre. It's interracial pron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 All in favor of electing this thread as the most informative thread we've had all week, raise your cheek and say, "aye". Welcome back, my friends, to the fart that never ends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 KSS Breaking News: "We have just learned that ElectricPuppy answered his own question: he does use presets and is therefore a preset jockey. Unnamed sources tell our special e-Envoy there that he created the "preset jockey" thread in an attempt to lure his audience into thinking there is nothing wrong with using presets only days before he surprises them with a new recording of his, where farting goats [a preset] is the main melody". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 My farts sound like two detuned sawtooths lol Tom, sawTEETH** :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Not sure if thread is serious... or just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 ahahaha category: goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tomkeen Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 lol Tom, sawTEETH** :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ElectricPuppy Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Let's at least try to keep this one on topic, gentlemans? More goats, less teeth, please. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tomkeen Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Goats are nice. My dog is scared of them though. Goats make a great kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 electronic gote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mediterranean Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 Let's at least try to keep this one on topic, gentlemans? More goats, less teeth, please. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donaldcrunk Posted November 9, 2011 Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 gawth gote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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