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OT: Who's hotter, Morticia Addams or Lily Munster?


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AGE: 137

BIRTH NAME: LILY DRACULA. DAUGHTER OF GRANDPA. BORN AND RAISED IN TRANSYLVANIA. HAS A BROTHER LESTER AND A UNNAMED SISTER

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: GREEN COMPLEXION, LONG BLACK HAIR WITH WHITE STREAK. HAS SAID TO RESEMBLE THE VAMP

EDUCATION: UNKNOWN

OCCUPATION: HOUSEWIFE. ONCE OWNED A BEAUTY PARLOR. HAS ALSO WORKED AS A SHIP-YARD WELDER, PALM READER AND MODEL

MUSICAL TALENTS: CAN PLAY HARP, ORGAN & SING.

SMELL: WEARS CHANEL NO. 13 PERFUME

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I know the actress who played Morticia is dead, it's pretty common for all the wannabe goth/emo girls to have photos taken visiting her gravesite.

 

I have to vote for Morticia, not only did she do porn, but she was married to Aaron Spelling so she was both freaky and rich.

 

-W

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I know the actress who played Morticia is dead, it's pretty common for all the wannabe goth/emo girls to have photos taken visiting her gravesite.


I have to vote for Morticia, not only did she do porn, but she was married to Aaron Spelling so she was both freaky and rich.


-W

 

 

What porn did Morticia do?

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ahh {censored}..i was thinking Marilyn the hot blonde niece(there was two of them and both hot), damn..erase my vote and chalk up another for Mortica

 

 

Most people don't know there were two Marilyns, they looked so similar, no one noticed.

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Lily was really hot in The Ten Commandments.....

 

Really hot in her prime.

 

There's a cool story about how Tony Curtis and Walter Matthau were both struggling New York stage actors and Tony Curtis decided to have a try at Hollywood. Walter Matthau would always kid him about how Hollywood was full of pretty boys and he'd fall flat on his face. Anyway after about a year he's back in New York City. It's raining and Tony is in a cab. Walter is in a doorway trying to stay out of the rain. Tony rolls down the window and yells to Walter that he's back in town. Walter yells at him: "How did you do?"

As the cab pulls away, Tony screams to Walter: "I {censored}ED YVONNE DECARLO!"

He says the look on Walter's face standing there in rain was priceless.

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