Members Bumble Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 http://www.sexinchrist.com/threesome.html "To summarize, we feel a Christian threesome is morally acceptable if it meets these conditions: It must be composed of one man and two women, all of whom recognize and maintain proper sex roles for men and women in and out of the bedroom. All married members of the threesome must consent to the arrangement and have consent from their spouses. And finally, the purpose of the relationship must be that it ultimately strengthens the existing bond between husband and wife and allows all three parties to share and celebrate their love of God together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalStrm Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 Well what about this then: Fisting and God's Will The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives. Like anal sex and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a sex act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalStrm Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 That's it, I'm gonna start fisting everything I see for spiritual enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalStrm Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound erotic bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JoshuaLogan Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 haha wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 The only spiritual fisting I am down with is inserting a fist into The Great Eye of Lord Goatse to become a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumble Posted June 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 I must seek out two consenting women to ably praise the lord as soon as possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yabba Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 MASTURBATING FOR THE GLORY OF GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 "hey baby, what say you, me, and the holy spirit GET IT ON." dot com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shepherdspy Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 Christian threesome? That's crazy talk. Now Christian A2M - that's fine. You just have to ask her to turn the other cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKD Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 This thread actually made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalStrm Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 What about Christian {censored} sex? I bet it has a place too. I mean, {censored} comes from the body, and the body is the temple of Christ isn't it, so {censored} is liek the the magic of the temple. I'd like to have some magic poo sex with a Christian lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jopop Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 These guys claim to know God's position on oral sex. BTW you can only have oral if the bitch swallows, else you're doomed to hell http://www.sexinchrist.com/oralsex.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 Christian threesome? That's crazy talk. Now Christian A2M - that's fine. You just have to ask her to turn the other cheek. wow dude... good one and as an outspoken and unashamed Christian... I have to say that this is just ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Worry not what goes in your mouth, but what comes from it. For what goes in your mouth, goes to the stomach, but what comes from it comes from the heart." - J. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CaseyMAN Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 What about Christian shit sex? I bet it has a place too. I mean, shit comes from the body, and the body is the temple of Christ isn't it, so shit is liek the the magic of the temple. I'd like to have some magic poo sex with a Christian lady. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. my cheeks hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crack Hitler Posted June 15, 2007 Members Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Worry not what goes in your mouth, but what comes from it. For what goes in your mouth, goes to the stomach, but what comes from it comes from the heart." - J. Christ. What about when you puke from drinking far to much tequila? Is that from your heart? Well, is it? Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 i'm really surprised this thread hasn't taken off and gotten a bunch of people making crazy comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumble Posted June 16, 2007 Author Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 Me too actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fender Picker Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 i'm really surprised this thread hasn't taken off and gotten a bunch of people making crazy comments. I have one...Read the Bible.FP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warriorxtman Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 Read the Bible? We're posting quotes straight from it. How do you explain that? What verse explains Christian gape?For God said to Abraham, "Grab thine with both hands the cheeks of the ass and spread with all your might. For the dark opening begs for enlightenment. Now thrust thine loins with all your might into the dark bowels and deposit the fruit of man so that ye may be happy and sleepeth thru the night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kanamvar32 Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 hahaha this is brilliant i just have to say "let there be a2m/gape" and "it was good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted June 16, 2007 Members Share Posted June 16, 2007 Read the Bible? We're posting quotes straight from it. How do you explain that? What verse explains Christian gape? For God said to Abraham, "Grab thine with both hands the cheeks of the ass and spread with all your might. For the dark opening begs for enlightenment. Now thrust thine loins with all your might into the dark bowels and deposit the fruit of man so that ye may be happy and sleepeth thru the night." where's that at again? oh yea... and the song of solomon quote is taken entirely out of context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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