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Just had to share this one:


http://dayton.craigslist.org/wan/1418124788.html


love sit (springfield)


Date: 2009-10-12, 2:40PM EDT

Reply to: sale-kgvym-1418124788@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


we could use one plus pot and pans bakeing dish.mivoven.


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Quote Originally Posted by EP

 

I'm guessing someone wants to buy a love seat, along with some kitchenware and a microwave. If this is someone striking out on their own for the first time, I fear for their employment if that's the best spelling they can muster.

 

Looks more like a combination of iphone and spell check gone horribly awry.
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Here's one that's destined to be a classic. Buy these overpriced instruments individually (the total for all is $1900) . . . or pay $2000 for the lot. I think the total is supposed to be LESS when you buy in volume. Everybody likes a good, round number I suppose.


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ESTATE SALE/MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - $2000 (PFLUGERVILLE)

Date: 2009-10-29, 9:08AM CDT

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NEVER USED - Classic Back Packer Aoustic Guitar - Heavy Denier Nylon Gig Bag - $125.00

Epiphone Mandolin - Model MM50 Fitted with electric pickup and Epiphone Hard Shell Case - $350.00

Ovation Black Acoustic/Electric Guitar - standard Balladeer 6 string Model 1861 made in New Hartford Ct - Ovation Hard Shell Case - $450.00

NEW - Epiphone Les Paul Model Solid Body electric Guitar - New Heavy Denier Woven Nylon Guitar Gig Bag - Paid $637.00 - Asking $350.00

Oscar Schmidt Auto Harp - with Hard Case $100.00

Epiphone Acoustic Regent 30 Amplifier - 45 watt - $100.00

Fender Acoustasonic Jumior Amplifier - 270 watt - $150.00

Zoom GFX - 707 Guitar Effects Processor - $75.00

Yamaha Multitrack Cassette Recorder - model MT 120 - $50.00

Violion - Joh Strauss Jr with 4 bows - Roth Hard Shell Case - Violion is 23 1/2" long x 8" wide $150.00


TOTAL VALUED AT APPROXIMATELY $4000+ - $2000 WILL TAKE ALL

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Okay, this is hilarious.


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Tired of you kid getting beat up at school? Strap this guitar on him! - $100 (East Austin)


Date: 2009-11-06, 2:25PM CST

Reply to: sale-vshdj-1454488359@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I hear about this all too often... A normal everyday kid growing up in central Texas being called names

or even worse, beat up.

I too suffered from these simple hate tactics until one afternoon in the 7th grade when a senior decided

he didn't want to see me suffer any longer and would sell me a "pair of balls to wear on the outside".


I immediately started shredding on this everywhere I went and soon lost my virginity.

Everything worked out. I'm set. Now its your turn as a father, brother or friend(that stands and watches

you get beat up) to help someone out.

this guitar is in perfect working condition

very few dings.

Antares ARC-23


Mike



Cash only, Local only

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