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Originally posted by Myth_Of_Invariance

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"By the time we got into Tulsa-Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

An' them bears 'as wall to wall

Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear-in-the-air

I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck

We about to go a huntin' bear"


From "Convoy" by C.W. McCall

 

Yes.

 

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Originally posted by bassesofalessergod

a more recent lyric that I think is excellent (from a band i could take or leave BTW) is from that Foo Fighters song when he sings "You've gotta promise not to stop when i say when......"


That is a great lyric.

 

Yes, again.

 

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The Wonder Stuff - Cartoon Boyfriend

 

"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said

Confused you will be

He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again

Annoyed she will be

 

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

 

"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said

"Abused you will be"

"If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead"

She said "Oh joking you must be"

 

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out

 

There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met

And now there's just pieces of coal

There was a thought in his head the first time she said

And now there's just a gaping hole

 

(They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons

and stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.)

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Bring me champagne when i'm thristy

bring me reefer when I want to get high

 

Bring me champagne when i'm thristy

bring me reefer when I want to get high

 

when Im lonley bring my woman, set her right down here by my side...

 

well ya know there shoulden't be no law

if people that want to smoke a little dope

 

well ya know there shoulden't be no law

if people that want to smoke a little dope

 

well ya know it good for your health, and it relax your body don't ya know.

 

every time I get high

I lay my head down in my baby breast

 

well ya know mabey thats why

why i take my... (uninteligable drivle)

 

well you know she done hug and kiss me

see said "muddy you want me, then I love to be"

 

well I'm gonna get high

I'm gonna get high just as surely as my name

 

well I'm gonna get so high this morinnin'

its goin' to be a cryin' shame

 

well ya know I'm gonna stick with my reefer

I aint gonna be messin wrong with no cociane.

 

- muddy waters

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Creed - Say I

 

The dust has finally settled down on the field of human clay.

Just enough light has shown through

to tell night from the day.

We are incomplete and hollow

for our makers gone away.

 

Who is to blame?

Will surely melt in the rain...

 

The stillness is so lifeless with no spirit in your soul.

Like children with no vision doing exactly what they

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either "a vessel she, for violent i" by the smashing pumpkins, or this ani difranco lyric from a song called "adam and eve" where the narrator is compared to a temptress eve by the subject's adam-

 

"i did not design this game

i did not name the stakes

i just happen to like apples

and i am not afraid of snakes"

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One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission

To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'

Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless

Until we brought Skip O'Pot2Mus

And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb

And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young

Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink

Macin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink

M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup

Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up

'Cause I'm the One Bottle Willy with the Twelve Horse Ale

After that I get silly like Soupy Sales

Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed

A six of Schlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz

With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle

I'm "Hungry Like The Wolf" but I'll end up tendin' cattle

 

'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

You're pretty when I'm drunk

And I'm pretty {censored}in' drunk

 

Here she comes a funky fried cutie

Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty

'Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a Speedy Delivery

You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be

Hey Lupus is she cute? Yeah for a Pygmy

What do you know? You're probably goin' home alone

And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone

Plus beauty it's only skin deep

It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak

I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can

It's a m

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