Members bulldawgu812 Posted July 31, 2002 Members Share Posted July 31, 2002 ive been goin to church my whole life.. and so far it hasn't ruined my life at all. in fact, it has made it a million times better, and opened doors for me to show my musical talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffKing24 Posted July 31, 2002 Author Members Share Posted July 31, 2002 going to church with bulldawg HAS ruined my life. just kidding! actually the ghost cheetah would kick a to live with. but the god thing is a bit of a stretch. anyway my life is just fine and i go to church. besides not only is church a place of God it is a place with some really hot girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted July 31, 2002 Members Share Posted July 31, 2002 Originally posted by RiffKing24 besides not only is church a place of God it is a place with some really hot girls. It's good to see that you've at least got your priorities straight. And thanks for setting me straight about the dung and the bread...you're right, it's far less insane to eat dung cooked bread than dung itself...I eat dung bread all the time. Anyhow, ghost cheetah does not live in peace with others, he routes about in a tar filled pit killing peasants and/or roommates. Do not awaken his wrath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bulldawgu812 Posted August 1, 2002 Members Share Posted August 1, 2002 lets all put our forces together to make a song about the ghost cheetah! it will be the ultimate in songs, and nobody could stand a day without listening to it, or the ghost cheetah would come to eat and ravage them and their families! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffKing24 Posted August 1, 2002 Author Members Share Posted August 1, 2002 i am down with the song about a ghost cheetah. everyone can bust out a verse and we can all dedcide to lose it or use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 1, 2002 Members Share Posted August 1, 2002 MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW. This is your baby Riffking, run with it! I'll come in with some killer lyrics, but you've got to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffKing24 Posted August 1, 2002 Author Members Share Posted August 1, 2002 ravage the village!plunder and pillage!the ghost cheetah strikes again!oh will the terror end! chorusGhost cheetah! ghost cheetah!you live in a hole!eating the peasants!swallow them whole!it wouldn't be pleasant,if i were your roomate! Ghost cheetah! ghost cheetah! chorus locust as your robe!all around the globe,people fear you,when they hear you! (chorus) Ghost cheetah! None can beatcha!Ghost cheetah!town eata!eat the village idiot!pick your teeth were rid of it! chorus 2x there what do ya'll think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bulldawgu812 Posted August 1, 2002 Members Share Posted August 1, 2002 send the painspread blood of the slain how locust come to killgives ghost cheetah a thrill Ghost cheetah! ghost cheetah!you live in a hole!eating the peasants!swallow them whole!it wouldn't be pleasant,if i were your roomate! or a discovery channel playmate! (thats a line i would add) Ghost cheetah! ghost cheetah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 2, 2002 Members Share Posted August 2, 2002 Ghost Cheetah would be well pleased by this great hymn to his dark wrath...I'm still working on my contribution and it should be ready tonight. I just wanted to say in the meantime how much I like the stuff you guys have written. Ghost Cheetah 4 EVER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bulldawgu812 Posted August 2, 2002 Members Share Posted August 2, 2002 roaming the tar pitsburning and throwing fitsmercy? you show nonedown with peasents and their sons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bulldawgu812 Posted August 2, 2002 Members Share Posted August 2, 2002 my bad.... that last line needed to be changed. roaming the tar pitsburning and throwing fitsmercy? you show nonedown with everyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffKing24 Posted August 2, 2002 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2002 ghost cheetah your starving for people to eat!ghost cheetah your searching for people to eat!you want to eat all the Jacks, Bobs, and Toms!You want to eat everyone and their moms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JackSonic Posted August 3, 2002 Members Share Posted August 3, 2002 Originally posted by RiffKing24 ...(chorus)All I need to say, Is that I love you,and you love me,That's all I need to say,... ...except, since I'm a male,why did you give me nipples and a vestigial tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zuul777 Posted August 3, 2002 Members Share Posted August 3, 2002 Originally posted by RiffKing24 ghost cheetah your starving for people to eat!ghost cheetah your searching for people to eat!you want to eat all the Jacks, Bobs, and Toms!You want to eat everyone and their moms! hahaha i soo want to use that in one of my songs...oh well, its yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 3, 2002 Members Share Posted August 3, 2002 Alright, mine prolly won't fit in the same song...which is prolly fine since a real God needs many hymns. I tried to go epic and recount the creation of the universe by Ghost Cheetah. I didn't deal directly with his creation of man, but I'll get there eventually...ghost cheetah willing: Ghost Cheetah,Protean ass kicking claw of once formless aggressionIn your infancy, You skewered the wall of unending abyssWith the fang of your yearning for finitude and a realityUpon which to unleash vengeance and thus to give yourself shapeYour dark visage of nothingness against nothingness did clashBringing forth substance and successionSubstance as such was a viscosity in your will,Which became a hand through its containmentBoth hand and a well, and substance became redAs the heat of your rage.Thus of you blood, The first holy condensation of being,Formed at once with you as being from abyssal nothing.The interval of creation is naught but your will,Your will, as succession. (Steal Hammer Solo)(Chicken Torture Solo)(Nails on a chalkboard Solo) In the beginning, As being poured out from the abyssal vagina,The bloody imprint of your fang of hatred for nothing,Out came trees and earth, as fragments ofSkeletal abyss, accented code of a binary chaos,Like the dice thrown for fate from the vaginal foldOf fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members electricmel Posted August 3, 2002 Members Share Posted August 3, 2002 "Houston...I think we have contact" Why were you hiding for so long, PP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 4, 2002 Members Share Posted August 4, 2002 I have a number of lesser vegetable deities after my fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 5, 2002 Members Share Posted August 5, 2002 you guys don't like my verse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted January 4, 2003 Members Share Posted January 4, 2003 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GrungyOtter Posted January 5, 2003 Members Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by RiffKing24 besides not only is church a place of God it is a place with some really hot girls. hmmm, i got kicked out of a youth group for looking at girls in church, hmm oh well, i never liked it anyway, those dudes were way too damn religious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted February 4, 2003 Members Share Posted February 4, 2003 Ghost Cheetah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted February 11, 2003 Members Share Posted February 11, 2003 Holy {censored} HOt LOVEN WHEN GHOST CHEETAH GETS HIS WIRE CROSSED WITH A MAN HAPPY MALE HUMAN BUTT RAPES HIM IN THE SWAMPY SWAMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted August 28, 2003 Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Jaymeister Holy cow!!! How did a thread started by a minor to evaluate church worship lyrics end up with gay rape in a hot tub??? It sounds like my evil escapades as horny priest in my supernatural dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted November 3, 2003 Members Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by pontiusplaymate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted January 29, 2004 Members Share Posted January 29, 2004 bump for the cheeky mangos, read our lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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