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Billy Sausage

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

 

But, Angelo, what can be wrong with a friend-buddy?

 

 

Oh... no, wait... you must have thought I meant...

 

Oh my goodness, no!

 

 

 

 

:D

 

 

 

BTW... I find it extraordinary that someone in far away Switzerland knows about our humble roadside berry-seller, Walter Knott, father -- and mother -- of the Boysenberry. I mean, there's the park that grew out of his farm, but surely he must be overshadowed, globally, by the considerably larger park started by his more famous cartoonist neighbor just a few miles to the east. I mean... who's the larger figure, the Father of the Boysenberry -- or the Father of Mickey Mouse?

 

Just ask Minnie...

 

(Growing up in the shadow of both parks, I was privvy to all the dirt.)

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Sual T. Nads.

 

He stalks me sometimes. Or the people that stalk me use him as a worthless tool, as they do many other times with others. I hope they pay you well with their blood money.

 

And here I thought you where a clone gone wrong of the Tatu girls, joined at the torso in a unsymmetrical way left with mail genitalia and nicknamed some horrid name like Billy Sausage after the the cops beat them with a make shift weapon while off duty, a sausage, for feeling each other in public. So a Billy Club+Sausage= Billy Sausage. Truncheon just didn't have a ring to it?

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He stalks me sometimes. Or the people that stalk me use him as a worthless tool, as they do many other times with others. I hope they pay you well with their blood money.


And here I thought you where a clone gone wrong of the Tatu girls, joined at the torso in a unsymmetrical way left with mail genitalia and nicknamed some horrid name like Billy Sausage after the the cops beat them with a make shift weapon while off duty, a sausage, for feeling each other in public. So a Billy Club+Sausage= Billy Sausage. Truncheon just didn't have a ring to it?

 

Saul is spelled with the 'a' before the 'u' :o

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