Members gutterking Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Some asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liamlw Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 He died for you. Treat him with some respect:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 He died for you. Treat him with some respect:lol:This. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gutterking Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 He died for you. Treat him with some respect:lol: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Suck Jesus Holy post ya jerkoff! -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unstrung Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 He died for you. Treat him with some respect:lol:Proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Was gone a few hours. Surprised this thread is still going. Pleasantly surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -todgemistro- Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 These jokes are {censored}, and I'm far from religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members magh8 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 LMFAO!!!must read all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Holy War Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 A priest and a rabbi are on their way to lunch together when they pass by an elementary school.The priest says to the rabbi, "Hey, wanna screw some kids?"The rabbi says, "Outta what?" I really LOL'd on that one. Nice play sir, nice play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 He died for you. Treat him with some respect:lol: Pfft. He was dead for three days, then came back and returned to heaven and everlasting paradise. Sounds like a pretty good deal; sign me the {censored} up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Santuzzo Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 in before thread gets closed by mod:cop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Pfft. He was dead for three days, then came back and returned to heaven and everlasting paradise. Sounds like a pretty good deal; sign me the {censored} up.There's no way to say this without sounding like a complete douche-nozzle, but I gotta say it... You're already signed up, dude. Just believe... Flame away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Santuzzo Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Pfft. He was dead for three days, then came back and returned to heaven and everlasting paradise. Sounds like a pretty good deal; sign me the {censored} up. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 There's no way to say this without sounding like a complete douche-nozzle, but I gotta say it... You're already signed up, dude. Just believe... Flame away... I'll give you a free pass, just because it's you Seriously though, I don't get the whole "telling someone to believe" thing. Even if I desperately wanted to believe, I couldn't make myself. Belief isn't something you decide, it's something that just happens. If I wake up tomorrow and realize I'm a Hindu/Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/whatever, then I'll roll with it... right now I'm firmly of the camp of "I can't prove or disprove any of them, but none of them seem very likely to me." I'm an atheist and there really ain't nothing I can do about it. I might as well tell you "just stop believing"... what do you think the chances of that are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I'll give you a free pass, just because it's you Seriously though, I don't get the whole "telling someone to believe" thing. Even if I desperately wanted to believe, I couldn't make myself. Belief isn't something you decide, it's something that just happens. If I wake up tomorrow and realize I'm a Hindu/Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/whatever, then I'll roll with it... right now I'm firmly of the camp of "I can't prove or disprove any of them, but none of them seem very likely to me." I'm an atheist and there really ain't nothing I can do about it. I might as well tell you "just stop believing"... what do you think the chances of that are? I know. That's why I felt douchey about it. I'm not the kind of person who goes around trying to peddle spiritual wares. I have had some very real experiences that are uniquely my own, and without those to draw from, then I wouldn't be able to hold to a belief. I was brought up by Christian parents who also happened to be extremely {censored}ed up morons. So, I went from "rebellious Satanic teen" (lulz) to atheist young adult, to agnostic adult, to Christian. I found my own path, and it had little, if anything, to do with other peoples suppositions and/or expectations.I wasn't asking you to believe, so much as acknowledging that it's real to me. I like to talk about faith and spirituality one-on-one with people, but it's never in a "here's what you should do" fashion.Still, I think this thread is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members thinkpad20 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 I know. That's why I felt douchey about it. I'm not the kind of person who goes around trying to peddle spiritual wares. I have had some very real experiences that are uniquely my own, and without those to draw from, then I wouldn't be able to hold to a belief. I was brought up by Christian parents who also happened to be extremely {censored}ed up morons. So, I went from "rebellious Satanic teen" (lulz) to atheist young adult, to agnostic adult, to Christian. I found my own path, and it had little, if anything, to do with other peoples suppositions and/or expectations. I wasn't asking you to believe, so much as acknowledging that it's real to me. I like to talk about faith and spirituality one-on-one with people, but it's never in a "here's what you should do" fashion. Still, I think this thread is hilarious. Yeah I get ya. I know you (I think) well enough to be able to have guessed your mindset was something along these lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Yeah I get ya. I know you (I think) well enough to be able to have guessed your mindset was something along these lines. And I know you well enough to say that when you leave Japan for the states, you need to move to Texas so we can play tech-death for great justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 For the record I was also brought up with belief, but gave up on it around 12 or so... it wasn't my parents (they were/are awesome), it just never hit home with me. I think that's the thing, it has to really mean something to you, or it just ain't gonna happen. Either that, or it's just the only thing you've ever really been exposed to, such as in overwhelmingly religious communities like parts of Utah or the Middle East etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have beenBlack:1. He called everyone "brother"2. He liked Gospel3. He couldn't get a fair trial. Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TurboRotary13b Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 whos jesus ? Man I wish people could seriously say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaytee123 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Jesus is coming....Open your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Someone help me out with this one...I'm too lazy to go look up semaphore and decode this joke.Thank-you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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