Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Because he has holes in his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Get back in your shuttle, Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Illuminatus Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 lmfao inb4christianbomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 this cant end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 this cant end well. this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zacman0126 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Oh god. This is gonna get bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why can't Jesus play football? He has illegal headgear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why is Jesus such a ladies man? He was hung like this or Why was Jesus such a ladies' man? He predicted the second cumming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why can't Jesus play football? He has illegal headgear. meh I liked the first one moar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 What's the difference between a painting and Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hold the painting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tbdmlog Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Satan has taken his, tooollll ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass Destroyer Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Jesus was a jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 What's the difference between a painting and Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hold the painting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Jesus was a jew. heresay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Illuminatus Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have beenBlack:1. He called everyone "brother"2. He liked Gospel3. He couldn't get a fair trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Jesus was a jew. Nu uh... he used to do some yard work for me and he was very clearly a Mexican! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have beenBlack:1. He called everyone "brother"2. He liked Gospel3. He couldn't get a fair trial. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Farce Jews don't believe in Jesus. Therefore he couldn't have been a Jew wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 FarceJews don't believe in Jesus. Therefore he couldn't have been a Jewwat yor lojik is intreeging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead? Well, he was born in a barn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killress Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?Well, he was born in a barn! wut? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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