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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

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lmfao

 

 

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Why is Jesus such a ladies man?

 

 

 

He was hung like this

sunset-man-with-spread-arms-150x150.jpg

 

 

or

 

Why was Jesus such a ladies' man?

 

 

 

He predicted the second cumming.

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been

Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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Farce

 

Jews don't believe in Jesus. Therefore he couldn't have been a Jew

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat

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Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?


Well, he
was
born in a barn!

 

wut? :poke:

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