Members Cookie Monster Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 He's a lil punk ass bitch if you like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Californian1988 Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 "meh" is my take on Kirk. He's done some pretty forgettable work in the last 10-15 years...maybe more....He doesn't suck, but doesn't exactly drop any jaws either. I remember the boys in Suicidal Tendencies ripped him a new asshole nightly when they opened for Metallica back in '94.....I think it was '94....that was a hazy couple of years for me...But ripping on a guy for the way he looks/talks? Maybe get over that stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members primeholy Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 "meh" is my take on Kirk. He's done some pretty forgettable work in the last 10-15 years...maybe more.... He doesn't suck, but doesn't exactly drop any jaws either. I remember the boys in Suicidal Tendencies ripped him a new asshole nightly when they opened for Metallica back in '94.....I think it was '94....that was a hazy couple of years for me... But ripping on a guy for the way he looks/talks? Maybe get over that stuff.... Kinda like ripping Mike Tyson for his voice....Would you do it to his face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Californian1988 Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Kinda like ripping Mike Tyson for his voice....Would you do it to his face?"Mike, why you gotta talk like a lil bitch??"*commences ass raping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 All I have to say is that he is overrataed. He relies on the same blues, pentatonic, wah fueled solos over and over, and people still seem to love it. Wheras his thrash metal contemporaries (e.g. Mustaine, Skolnick) don't always play that same old rehashed {censored} over and over, and try new stuff.He fell firmly into the pentatonic pit on the black album and has never been able to crawl out. His early stuff was not so predictable or monotonous. It also didn't have that {censored}ing wah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 ALL Metallica has Kirk's wah. Also, Kirk was still using other scales on TBA, now he solely uses pentatonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 But ripping on a guy for the way he looks/talks? Maybe get over that stuff.... Oh, {censored}in {censored}itty {censored}. Am I in the {censored}in Twilight Zone? Isn't this the forum with the 1000-page makin-fun-of-people threads? What in the blue chocolate {censored} is going on here???? Tell you what, all of you. I will "get over" making fun of the guy if you all 1.) slather your asses with a tangy BBQ, 2.) die, 3.) go straight to {censored}in Hades, and 4.) stick your heads back up your asses so no one has to listen to you anymore. And by all means, don't EVER expose yourselves to SNL, Family Guy, South Park, half of what's on TV, half of all standup comedians throughout history...or half of the threads on this forum, because the holier-than-thou stance you're taking here will result in a singularity that will result in the black holes in your assholes to converge with the black holes in your brains that will oh just {censored} off already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Wow. Someone must've {censored} in that guys cheerios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cookie Monster Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Wow. Someone must've {censored} in that guys cheerios.Yeah, but that girl in his avy looks good for some good old fashioned a2m and gape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 I thought it was pretty funny, wiping tears as I typed it. I don't care for this alternate dimension. Everyone here is wearing a pretty dress. I just want to go home, back to my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 then gtfo, g. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 that was a lob if you're gonna bring it, bring it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Why? I'm not the one whining about a few people sticking up for a hasbeen. But on that note, what up wit da PCnizz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 what the deuce? well argued, thank you. again! again! one more time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 If you wanna know what I really think, I think he can stay in Hawaii. Though, he and Michael Schenker did influence me to use the wah. And I'd bore you with how I like to use the wah so as to not get flamed by teh geztapo ov kewl [the cool kids], but I don't give a {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 496dart Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 like he's about to start hiccupping and blowing snot bubbles and sucking his lower lip in and out and start bawling like a li'l bay-by every time he talks Spitefully envious of his millions, his ranches, and his undeserved success, what I'd like to do here with this thread is bash that {censored}in little crybaby for the following items, and I hope you'll join me: - the shrill, bright, trebly tone. Live it's just ridiculous, but recorded, too? - the pre-teen mustache - the curly skullet - the way he just looks impossible. Like a fabricated person, a composite of 5 or 6 lesser nerds - THAT UBIQUITOUS, PERVASIVE, ALWAYS {censored}ING ON WAH-WAH PEDAL - how he's managed to get less musical, less melodic, and use less and less technique over time to the point where he's gone from some catchy solos on Puppets and Justice (I think, anyway) to nothing more at all than trem-picked chromaticisms embellished with a tone control (the aforementioned wah pedal). I realize there are 1000 other metal bands/people more deserving of discussion than this bit of old-and-stale, but Mr. Crammett is still making a lot of money and he was brought up in another thread, and that triggered this along with my deciding to hate him. Un-deserved???? ever heard of the bay area thrash scene ??? Exodus.-- ever heard of them? did you grow up in the early 80'S ? Did you see EXODUS and Metallica and Testament then ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 496dart Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 but Mr. Crammett is still making a lot of money "this is obviously your obsession.im not a kirk fan----but you are a complete cock pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cookie Monster Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 He's a whinny lil bitch, get over it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Actually... I kinda liked his tone when he was chugging on the Seattle '89 DVD in the Live {censored} set in between his wah wankery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Oh, {censored}in {censored}itty {censored}.Am I in the {censored}in Twilight Zone?Isn't this the forum with the 1000-page makin-fun-of-people threads?What in the blue chocolate {censored} is going on here????... by all means, don't EVER expose yourselves to SNL, Family Guy, South Park, half of what's on TV, half of all standup comedians throughout history...or half of the threads on this forum, because the holier-than-thou stance you're taking here will result in a singularity that will result in the black holes in your assholes to converge with the black holes in your brains that will oh just {censored} off already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oops-A-Paisley Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Oh, {censored}in {censored}itty {censored}. Am I in the {censored}in Twilight Zone? Isn't this the forum with the 1000-page makin-fun-of-people threads? What in the blue chocolate {censored} is going on here???? Tell you what, all of you. I will "get over" making fun of the guy if you all 1.) slather your asses with a tangy BBQ, 2.) die, 3.) go straight to {censored}in Hades, and 4.) stick your heads back up your asses so no one has to listen to you anymore. And by all means, don't EVER expose yourselves to SNL, Family Guy, South Park, half of what's on TV, half of all standup comedians throughout history...or half of the threads on this forum, because the holier-than-thou stance you're taking here will result in a singularity that will result in the black holes in your assholes to converge with the black holes in your brains that will oh just {censored} off already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FZRJunkie Posted November 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 one person sees the humor thank Christ and the Buddha. ...I'll check back around page 30 to see if anyone else besides me has typed anything funny, or if it's still just trolls with trembling butt-lips and butt-hurt fanboise defending their pre-teen-mustachioed heartthrob up in this ass-thread of ass. /humor for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 The thread starts with Kirk being butthurt, and slowly but surely, the OP is becoming almost as BH as Kirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members msormune Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog called. He wants his jokes and shtick back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members la0tsu Posted November 27, 2009 Members Share Posted November 27, 2009 Triumph can have the joke and shtick - but I want that avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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