Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 Alex, i want to see you playing in front of a wind machine like Vai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 I want to see you weigh 300 lbs and kick your foot up into the air while you shred... in front of a wind machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 I want to see you be sexually androgynous, play a flowery guitar, have a Long Island accent and then suck Alex Skolniks caulk next to fyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 HAhahaha, thefyn is the biggest {censored} on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 have you heard his band at all Alex, they are really {censored}ing good. I dont get why he has such {censored} taste in music, he makes good music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 No, his clips sound like {censored}ing {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 no hes {censored}ing good man, its very old school sounding. Maybe i like it because i was around back then head banging and chasing slutty teenage metal head chicks in tight red jeans with zippers up the sides while you were squirming in your {censored}ing crib {censored}ting mustard all over yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 No idea, he posted clips of his tones before and it sounded like complete ass and the riffs were so {censored}ing cheesy. He reminds me of those 40 year old queers that still wear denim jackets with band patches all over it to prove how loyal he is to the thrash game (and how unemployed he is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 oh lol you are in rare form today commrade. Isnt it time for your 2 wheat thins you allow yourself a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 I just had some pita bread with hummus. It was tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 you're probably like Zohan, you eat hummus on caulk too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 Probably. Only if it's supremely spicey Sabraq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 after seeing both live several times, I much prefer the variety of Malmsteen. I like Vai too, but in terms of chops, I don't think there's much of a contest. You heard it here first, folks. Malmsteen is the overinflated-pair-of-milkbags-on-an-ugly-chick of shredders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 well im not suprised you're eating like you're in a third world country, you live in Brooklyn after all its like one tiny step above Mogudishu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jakem Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 As for the impact when it comes to rock guitar lead playing the biggest names are: Hendrix EVH Yngwie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 well im not suprised you're eating like you're in a third world country, you live in Brooklyn after all its like one tiny step above Mogudishu. New Jersey is like the catheter bag of New York. That's where all the has beens live that are too {censored} to live in NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 you wouldnt last 2 days in jersey, you would find a hot club chick and recreate yourself as a douchenozzle russian greaseball guido. Its not far fetched, i mean you went from a burly cock in the pit metal stud to a {censored}ing ball less peach fuzzed peace activist playing indigo girls songs sitting under the only tree in your borough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 18, 2010 Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 I like Rising Force more than Fire Garden.This.How's that for discussion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 18, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 18, 2010 you wouldnt last 2 days in jersey, you would find a hot club chick and recreate yourself as a douchenozzle russian greaseball guido. Its not far fetched, i mean you went from a burly cock in the pit metal stud to a {censored}ing ball less peach fuzzed peace activist playing indigo girls songs sitting under the only tree in your borough. OH NO. TWO DAYS IN JERSEY. I probably wouldn't survive. I'd die from the disgusting smell of you pieces of {censored} eminating in the air and the putrid boredom in trying to live under New Yorks shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RhoadsFreak Posted March 23, 2020 Members Share Posted March 23, 2020 It's impossible to compare the two. They are both the best at what they do. It comes down to opinion and taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted March 23, 2020 Members Share Posted March 23, 2020 Can somebody break into jnurp's account and single space his sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SteinbergerHack Posted March 23, 2020 Members Share Posted March 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, 1001gear said: Can somebody break into jnurp's account and single space his sig? You can hide someone's sig by clicking on the light gray X in the upper right of the sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, 1001gear said: Can somebody break into jnurp's account and single space his sig? Done. I also tightened up Sheik's too while I was at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted March 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 23, 2020 great...now you guys are fixing stuff in zombie threads? That stuff was posted 10 years ago...😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 42 minutes ago, daddymack said: great...now you guys are fixing stuff in zombie threads? That stuff was posted 10 years ago...😁 It's not really that hard for me to clean up sigs... it only takes a few minutes to do, and if it makes a thread easier to read, even an old one, I really don't mind doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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