Where to take a mistress during the day for some nasty?

[metronumb]

So there is a hotty where I work that wants to spend some one-on-one time with me but don't know where to take her. We can get away from work for an hour or so unnoticed.

 

Doing her here is not a good idea since it is a smaller building with limited numbers of private spots. In addition, there is a good chance we would get caught entering or exiting.

 

The car is not going to work since it will likely smell like {censored} or perfume. My wife drives my car.

 

A local hotel would generate a charge. Wife does all fo the bills and would see it.

 

Bringing her home also not a good idea with smells and neighbors.

 

Any suggestions? Sorry there will be no pictures.

[RaceU4her]

what is this place lately? harmony central dating advice forum??

[Cougar Hunter]

Dude, cheating on your wife? Are you nuts?

 

Then, posting about it on an internet forum?

 

I say trolling

[metalone]

Your going to get caught lol!

[metalone]

 

Dude, cheating on your wife? Are you nuts? Then, posting about it on an internet forum? I say trolling

 

 

I agree:thu:

[metronumb]

Not trolling.

 

Any suggestions on a place?

[B.Daws]

A local hotel would generate a charge. Wife does all fo the bills and would see it.

 

It won't generate a charge if you use cash.

 

If your wife is good at tracking don't you worry she will google search and find this?

 

Just seems kind of crazy to put this info out on the internet. :poke:

[Neilrocks25]

 

Dude, cheating on your wife? Are you nuts? Then, posting about it on an internet forum? I say trolling

 

 

This or he is the spunk cleaner at the local brothel.

[Cougar Hunter]

This or he is the spunk cleaner at the local brothel.

 

Or, the girl is a Bugera.

 

I say A2M/gape/murder/suicide in the maintenance closet.

[B.Daws]

Or, the girl is a Bugera. I say A2M/gape/murder/suicide in the maintenance closet.

 

Did you get those mods done to your Russian Muff?

[PUMPHOUSE]

Car is your best option, but then, where do you park?

[fretless]

well since you made a public announcement how's about on youtube ? Don't be surprised if you find yourself in court either on rape charges or divorce hearings in the near future , just say'n

[LoopQuantum]

:lol:

 

 

 

PS... nice location.

[Cougar Hunter]

Did you get those mods done to your Russian Muff?

 

No.

 

The pot fell into five pieces when I took off the knob.

 

I replaced the pot, and put it back together.

 

I could find one of the resistors locally, so I just kind of gave up

[Neilrocks25]

Did you get those mods done to your Russian Muff?

 

But what about the OP's Russian muff

[grumphh]

 

So there is a hotty where I work that wants to spend some one-on-one time with me but don't know where to take her. We can get away from work for an hour or so unnoticed. Doing her here is not a good idea since it is a smaller building with limited numbers of private spots. In addition, there is a good chance we would get caught entering or exiting. The car is not going to work since it will likely smell like {censored} or perfume. My wife drives my car. A local hotel would generate a charge. Wife does all fo the bills and would see it. Bringing her home also not a good idea with smells and neighbors. Any suggestions? Sorry there will be no pictures.

 

 

Take her home after work.

 

If your wife is not into a threesome, ditch the wife.

[Sixtonoize]

I've heard of a great place where you can take her and the mods will post your real name and e-mail address for your wife to find.

[Senor Cleavage]

 

So there is a hotty where I work that wants to spend some one-on-one time with me. Doing her here is not a good idea since I am married.

 

 

fixed:wave:

[Oblivion DC]

Not trolling. Any suggestions on a place?

 

 

It seems that you are a useless cunt.

 

You don't do your own bills, you can't focus on your job and not try to get some strange when you're out of the house, you can't keep to your wedding vows so you obviously have no honor, you can't even find a place to bang a co-worker on your own.

 

I can only hope that your wife is spending her days planning the same shit as you.

 

[this is paul]

I've heard of a great place where you can take her and the mods will post your real name and e-mail address for your wife to find.

 

[metronumb]

It seems that you are a useless cunt. You don't do your own bills, you can't focus on your job and not try to get some strange when you're out of the house, you can't keep to your wedding vows so you obviously have no honor, you can't even find a place to bang a co-worker on your own. I can only hope that your wife is spending her days planning the same shit as you.

 

OK

[yourguitarhero]

Back of a Volkswagen?

[charveldan]

In a van down by the river.

[this is paul]

It seems that you are a useless cunt. You don't do your own bills, you can't focus on your job and not try to get some strange when you're out of the house, you can't keep to your wedding vows so you obviously have no honor, you can't even find a place to bang a co-worker on your own. I can only hope that your wife is spending her days planning the same shit as you.

 

This. And im sure she will find a way to take you for all you're worth when she leaves you for another guy. Then you can support both of them.

[Mr. Brady]

Such anger over some cheating. I forgot what a morally fine and upstanding place HCAF is.

 

Of course, some of these same forumites that get on you for cheating on your wife think it's fine to keep gear accidentally sent to you from Guitar Center.

 

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