Members charveldan Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members HKSblade1 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 For 15-20 Mill a year I think a lot of guys would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 ^^^ What he said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 And as long as we didn't have to get the {censored} {censored} kicked out of us by 300 lb+ DE's LB's all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 There's always the cheerleaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 True story: on Rob Johnson's rookie season with the Jaguars, part of his rookie hazing included center Dave Widell going out to practice without his cup, and with a hole strategically ripped into his pants. Good ol' unsuspecting Rob goes up to take that first snap and grabs onto a set of sweaty, hairy 340lb man balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 True story: on Rob Johnson's rookie season with the Jaguars, part of his rookie hazing included center Dave Widell going out to practice without his cup, and with a hole strategically ripped into his pants. Good ol' unsuspecting Rob goes up to take that first snap and grabs onto a set of sweaty, hairy 340lb man balls. Salary earned in one snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted January 19, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 ICE CREAM !!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 it's ok as long as they are wearing a cup. if they aren't, someone is suspect and i will point the blame at the dude who isn't wearing his cup on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lord ToneKing Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 I wonder if a center ever ripped a big fart right as the quarterback went under center? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 For 15-20 Mill a year I think a lot of guys would exactly this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 I wonder if a center ever ripped a big fart right as the quarterback went under center? I'm positive Dave Widell probably did this many times. He was voted the NFL's dirtiest player like 4 years in a row by the other players and bragged about farting on people in the pile when he used to host a local sports talk show here. I'm thinking "biological attacks" are an integral part of most NFL players' repertoire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 I wonder if a center ever ripped a big fart right as the quarterback went under center? Bernie Kosar and others were at a fundraiser and was asked that question and he said oh yeah, many times. Kevin Mack (rb) there said it carried to the huddle 8 yds deep on the next play from scrimmage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 I wonder if a center ever ripped a big fart right as the quarterback went under center? Pregame meal of baked beans would do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 Pregame meal of baked beans would do it... Some of the DT's DE's said they ate a dozen eggs a night before. Once they were playing the Bengals and gave Ickey Woods a few surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 Some of the DT's DE's said they ate a dozen eggs a night before. Once they were playing the Bengals and gave Ickey Woods a few surprises. ...and the Ickey Shuffle was born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 ...and the Ickey Shuffle was born! They did it in his rookie year We used to do gigs for fundraisers with Browns players, Indians, Cavs. Dudes were awesome and funny as hell to be around. The practical jokes on and off the field were the best and just as childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Holy-diver Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 it's ok as long as they are wearing a cup.if they aren't, someone is suspect and i will point the blame at the dude who isn't wearing his cup on the field. Most players dont wear cups in football and those who do wear a soft cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 As a former center, I moved to left tackle quick. I just couldn't handle some dudes hands anywhere close to my junk. And they don't touch your scrotum; they touch your taint/butthole area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PDbyS Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 And they don't touch your scrotum; they touch your taint/butthole area. As a former QB +1. With that said you could feel balls if they didn't wear a cup. I'm glad I never had that issue with the center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members les_paul Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 I wonder if a center ever ripped a big fart right as the quarterback went under center? A guy did that to me once in a drill, so on the next snap I moved my hands quickly so he hit himself in the balls. He never fucked with me again. The coaches got a kick out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members les_paul Posted January 19, 2012 Members Share Posted January 19, 2012 As a former center, I moved to left tackle quick. I just couldn't handle some dudes hands anywhere close to my junk. And they don't touch your scrotum; they touch your taint/butthole area. I was always coached to put my hands all the way up front, even a little north of the junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted January 20, 2012 Members Share Posted January 20, 2012 This thread is going to seriously impact my watching the Conference Championship games this weekend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted January 20, 2012 Members Share Posted January 20, 2012 Do homophobic QBs prefer shotgun formations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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