Members nerol1st Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 To get her barefoot ass into the kitchen and make my dinner. Didn't think I would ever get the opportunity to ever say something that awesome. We both laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thesinner66 Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 Nice. A month after we found out my wife's eggo was preggo she was standing in the kitchen and I just looked at her and said. "Take your shoes off....right now." I got the dirtiest look from her. The bad kind of dirty look. Mines 28 weeks. How far along is your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted May 8, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 23 weeks. We are having a girl, my first. Thankfully this was totally planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misle Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 Nice. A month after we found out my wife's eggo was preggo she was standing in the kitchen and I just looked at her and said. "Take your shoes off....right now." I got the dirtiest look from her. The bad kind of dirty look. Mines 28 weeks. How far along is your wife? Oh {censored}. Are you sure it's yours? I mean, we don't really need a little sinner running around. :poke: Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ripley7t Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 And not another word was ever heard from the OP on the interwebs. Flowers sure do grow well in the backyard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gibsonrr Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 When my wife was preggo we were paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay..." "I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," My wife confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members squinty Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 Told my other half during child birth: " the pain thing is all over-exagerated... I don't feel a thing" I think it helped her push a little harder... What!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 Told my other half during child birth: " the pain thing is all over-exagerated... I don't feel a thing" I think it helped her push a little harder... What!? {censored}ing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jshaffer20 Posted May 8, 2012 Members Share Posted May 8, 2012 When my wife was preggo we were paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay..." "I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," My wife confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Repner Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 When my wife was preggo we were paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay..." "I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," My wife confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." BAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gibsonrr Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Told my other half during child birth: " the pain thing is all over-exagerated... I don't feel a thing" I think it helped her push a little harder... What!? I loled hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Van_Muddlestein Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 When my wife was preggo we were paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay...""I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.""No, that's not it at all," My wife confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." That is, sincerely, one of the best things I've read all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Thread {censored}ing delivers the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ju5t1n20 Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Bwahahaha. Funny {censored} guys. I have approx. 8 weeks before my first boy comes out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Should have told her to suck your dick while you're eating too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Van_Muddlestein Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Should have told her to suck your dick while you're eating too. One of the single most satisfactory moments of my life came from being made dinner by a woman, then being given a blowjob while I ate said dinner, surfing the internet and smoking a cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thesinner66 Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 Oh {censored}. Are you sure it's yours? I mean, we don't really need a little sinner running around. :poke: Congrats! Actually the world deserves to deal with my Spawn. However I do hope that the little girl takes more after her mother. Smart, good looking and rarely ever got in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 One of the single most satisfactory moments of my life came from being made dinner by a woman, then being given a blowjob while I ate said dinner, surfing the internet and smoking a cigarette. making a few minor adjustments for what technology has afforded us in the past 20 years, I'd say you've achieved George Costanza's trifecta. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I had a girlfriend in college who had this weird fetish where she wanted me to drink beer and watch t.v totally ignoring her while she gave me head.She got into it really more if I did that. After a while I learned to just turn the t.v on and pop a beer without looking at her or asking...let alone foreplay or anything. Just turn on the t.v. and pop a beer. She'd just drop to her knees and start unbuckling my belt...etc...It really was kind of weird but she liked it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I had a girlfriend in college who had this weird fetish where she wanted me to drink beer and watch t.v totally ignoring her while she gave me head. She got into it really more if I did that. After a while I learned to just turn the t.v on and pop a beer without looking at her or asking...let alone foreplay or anything. Just turn on the t.v. and pop a beer. She'd just drop to her knees and start unbuckling my belt...etc...It really was kind of weird but she liked it that way. bro...why you didn't marry that girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DoubleBarrel Posted May 9, 2012 Members Share Posted May 9, 2012 I had a girlfriend in college who had this weird fetish where she wanted me to drink beer and watch t.v totally ignoring her while she gave me head.She got into it really more if I did that. After a while I learned to just turn the t.v on and pop a beer without looking at her or asking...let alone foreplay or anything. Just turn on the t.v. and pop a beer. She'd just drop to her knees and start unbuckling my belt...etc...It really was kind of weird but she liked it that way. must have learned that from her dad........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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