Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 A Yamaha strat and a Crate amp.. He's too good to play rhythem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 The only Chrispy I know is a raging homosexual. Just saying. 95% of the gay men I've ever met have been named Chris. WTF is up with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 :lol: Someone needs to send him a message and invite him to the roast.. LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chaos2767 Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 What a homo! Thats all Im sayin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 :lol: Someone needs to send him a message and invite him to the roast.. LOL!!! Lets hold off for a minute. Let this thread become as epic as humanly possible, at least 10 pages. Then we send it to this egomaniac no talent fucking hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 Lets hold off for a minute. Let this thread become as epic as humanly possible, at least 10 pages. Then we send it to this egomaniac no talent fucking hack. Your probably right, but it would raise the epic level quite a bit with the douche-nozzle in here defending his awesomeness.. This thread has real potential... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 The best thing about this picture is that, despite claiming that he is such an amazing player, he is holding just one note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 Your probably right, but it would raise the epic level quite a bit with the douche-nozzle in here defending his awesomeness.. This thread has real potential... True. Well at least let it drop off the first page, then send it to him and let him bump it. ahhahaha Then the fun begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nemesys Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 I gave the comment, "I'm too good to play rhythm," a little more than a sneer of disgust. I agree. If anything, rhythm guitar is a little harder to do well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 The best thing about this picture is that, despite claiming that he is such an amazing player, he is holding just one note. Is this guy actually that fat kid that did the awful enter sandman and smoke on the water videos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! "Tales of Mushroom Forest" "Warmth of a Sunbeam" "Ocean of Darkness" "The Whales of Neptune" :facepalm: The Whales of Neptune? The fuck? How many yards of cock has this guy chugged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 His shirt has a guitar on it. That's all I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 True. Well at least let it drop off the first page, then send it to him and let him bump it. ahhahaha Then the fun begins. I will probably let someone else do the honors.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 In all fairness, he's not the worst excuse for a musician evar or anything. It's just that craigslist ad. My god, the douchiness. I don't care if you are great, people tell you you're great, and you know you're {censored}ing great deep in your great little heart... Don't tell people you're great! Those who do so are usually wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovetube Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 there is so much fail in this poser's CL ad I can't even comment on it all. I def think he's been locked away in his closet or whatever he calls it for too long. Of course, if i had that kinda gear, i'd wanna just play all day long tooo there is so much importance to good rhythm playing, and his ridiculous claim that he's so good he can only play lead makes me SICK. But, after all, he used to be the frontman of the critically acclaimed supergroup "audiosurf"...... LOL I so want this fool to find this thread someone needs to knock this fool down a few pegs oh, and his cliche gay-ass "mushroom forest" crappy excuse for music is f%^king HORRID i refer all to my post #40, page 2 of this thread. not super funny or smart, just the truth. Even back then, I sensed this Chrispy guy was a serious DOUCHEBAG. I wasn't the only one. By page 2, we had hit his myspace and facebook and realized the level of FAIL we were dealing with. at that point, who can stop a speeding bullet of fail. He certainly delivered the FAIL statement after statement, clip after clip, acknowledging his age and living in his parents house, his beloved Crate 160 watter, $30 yamaha strat copy, and sick-ass wah pedal. Did i mention he worships the effect known as "reverb"????????? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalmshoot. my facepalm icon stopped working due to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 He has a look in his eye kind of like Private Pile in full metal jacket right before he kills the sarge and then himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JMR Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 I don't get those ads. I want to be in a band with my friends, not some random dudes from craigslist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 He wants to make friends on Craig's list.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 I don't get those ads.I want to be in a band with my friends, not some random dudes from craigslist. Yes, but this guy is obviously far too talented to play music with his friends. derp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 I don't get those ads.I want to be in a band with my friends, not some random dudes from craigslist. Yeah, but if you were as good as our friend Chrispy, you'd do what you had to. It's about the music, and getting it out there to the public at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 It's the "at all costs" part that's kinda creepy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Hiryuu Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 That's all I'm saying. Hey now. I have a shirt with a guitar on it. Granted, I don't wear it in situations where I'm going to play guitar in public. And it's a little more abstract of a design. And it has sentimental value because my aunt got it for me for my birthday a year or two ago and she died last Thanksgiving. But I still have a shirt with a guitar on it. Don't put me in league with this knobgobbler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 hes too good to play rhythm. tell that to Meshuggah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Hiryuu Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 It's the "at all costs" part that's kinda creepy.. I know, like he plans to hijack a bus at gunpoint to take people to his gig at the only {censored}ty bar he could scrape up enough money to pay to play or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted August 12, 2010 Members Share Posted August 12, 2010 I know, like he plans to hijack a bus at gunpoint to take people to his gig at the only {censored}ty bar he could scrape up enough money to pay to play or something. I'm envisioning some more realistic scenario, possibly involving blowjobs for record deals. He's wearing a shirt with a guitar on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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