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Would you want this guy to be in your band?


soundgardener75

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I would send him a message praising his greatness, promising to cater to his every whim. Assure him that the entire band would kowtow to his every musical desire, simply so we could be in the same room with him, and explain that we want to create music so original that only HE could be the one to play it. You know, a mix of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Big Dumb Face, and Cake. Invite him over to our state of the art practice space and offer him free beer while our girlfriends blew him. Then when he got there I would set his guitar on fire and shove that {censored}ty {censored}ing Crate amp up his gaping ass.

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