Members Acid Test Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 I don't know what's wrong with me but I often have an itchy anus. I have heard semen causes this. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovmongrel Posted June 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 I have heard semen causes this. Good luck. Gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 Things going into my anus aren't welcome. I find that sad since there's an orgasm ball in there. For the first time you really made me laugh with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovmongrel Posted June 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 For the first time you really made me laugh with this. It's an unpleasant irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spizzledude Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 Things going into my anus aren't welcome. I find that sad since there's an orgasm ball in there. The "orgasm ball" is a myth perpetrated by the gay community to convert you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovmongrel Posted June 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 The "orgasm ball" is a myth perpetrated by the gay community to convert you. Damn teh gheys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnmartin Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 The "orgasm ball" is a myth perpetrated by the gay community to convert you. I knew it! I kept trying and sticking things up... wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 Holy thread ressurection batman!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BerkleeBill Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iron Lotus Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 This post + your avatar = Very Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 change your diet, and start eating fruits and veggies. +1 hemroids ftl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 http://www.embarrassingproblems.co.uk/anal_itching.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 WTF do you think I do with those baby wipes? Fashion them in to curtains? Of course I flush them. I {censored}ing lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rrrajo Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 Just get the "Un-Scented" ones for best results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BadCompany89 Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 Don't ever make a thread like this again. I mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 i dont have this problem... and my ass crack is definately overgrown with a magical forest. theres elves in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rhoadkiller Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 wtf was that about lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members glenecho Posted June 4, 2008 Members Share Posted June 4, 2008 i dont have this problem... and my ass crack is definately overgrown with a magical forest. theres elves in it... Maybe one of the funniest posts ever. I've actually had some issues similar to the OP lately and I've been doing the witchazel wipes as well. It's wierd...everythings fine and then maybe after 4 hours I need to wipe my ass because there's some sort of poop related vapor type residue hanging out. I was actually kind of worried up until this post. It's nice to know that I have a fellow brother out there who understands the woes of teh leakage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovmongrel Posted June 5, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 http://www.embarrassingproblems.co.uk/anal_itching.htm Dab gently with a soft towel to dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lndianScout Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 wipe your ass with the baby wipe and leave it on the sink.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovmongrel Posted June 5, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 wipe your ass with the baby wipe and leave it on the sink.. Do American Indians use corn husks dipped in trout oil to cure an itchy anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lndianScout Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 A Cheyenne man goes into a grocery store, and asks for a package of toilet paper. The clerk offers him three kinds: Charmin, Best Brand, and Generic. The Cheyenne man takes the generic. A week later the Cheyenne man comes back to the store, throws the remainder of the toilet paper at the store clerk and says, "I don't want no cheap John Wayne toilet paper!" The clerk laughs and says, "It's not John Wayne toilet paper, it's GENERIC toilet paper." The Cheyenne guy tells him, 'You can call it whatever you want, but it's rough, tough, and won't take crap off nobody!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnmartin Posted June 5, 2008 Members Share Posted June 5, 2008 A Cheyenne man goes into a grocery store, and asks for a package of toilet paper. The clerk offers him three kinds: Charmin, Best Brand, and Generic. The Cheyenne man takes the generic. A week later the Cheyenne man comes back to the store, throws the remainder of the toilet paper at the store clerk and says, "I don't want no cheap John Wayne toilet paper!" The clerk laughs and says, "It's not John Wayne toilet paper, it's GENERIC toilet paper." The Cheyenne guy tells him, 'You can call it whatever you want, but it's rough, tough, and won't take crap off nobody!" i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrispo Posted May 24, 2013 Members Share Posted May 24, 2013 I had severe anal itching for over 7 years. Tried everything on the market and had 2 surgeries... nothing worked. Then 3 months ago I tried a product called PRANICURE...it changed my life. Within a few days I could go 24 hours without the urge to scratch. Within a week my bottom was completely healed. I simply apply Pranicure after every bowel movement and I have no more anal itching. 7 years was a long time to deal with severe anal itching (pruritus ani is what doctors call it.) I'm so happy to be done with it. Really...if any of you have anal itching don't waste your time with anything else. Just put Pranicure in your search engine to find out how you can order it. Hope this helps a lot of you not go through what I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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