Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Abouttreefitty It's when a grown man crawls into a woman's vagina and she proceeds to give birth to him. When she pops him out, the woman slaps the man, and instead of crying, he cums. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by "sasquatch" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ueIWhgjnc I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 If this is true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members soundgardener75 Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis Holy hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PDbyS Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Rey Gato WTF is this from? It's a blooper from Community with Alison Brie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Abouttreefitty It's when a grown man crawls into a woman's vagina and she proceeds to give birth to him. When she pops him out, the woman slaps the man, and instead of crying, he cums. How the hell do you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 bwuahahahahahhha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Spaced Out Ace If this is true... I'm sure it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 i dont normally lol at lolitics, but this was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Cokeman How the hell do you know that? I teach a class on it the last Wednesday of every month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 I believe it. That was an explanation only a professional could give. Are you providing the vag or sticking your head in it? Nevermind. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Cokeman I believe it. That was an explanation only a professional could give. Are you providing the vag or sticking your head in it? Nevermind. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. It's not just the head. You get your whole body up in there. Midgets and dwarfs are great at re-birthing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Are you one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Cokeman Are you one of those? Neither. I just like getting paid to shove midgets up girls vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 23, 2012 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Oh...good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D i dont normally lol at lolitics, but this was good The thing about Obama? If so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members boytbpc Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Axe_34 Tires exploding at 1500 FPS Originally Posted by Marc G never would have thought that the wheel would fail before the tyre! The majority of those shots were a specific style of rim failing, known as a Split Rim. They use a locking ring on the outside bead of the tire to hold it all into place. If the locking rim fails, you got a problem, which happened to my father in 1977. My family owned a tire store at the time, dad use a cage to inflate, tested the bead, rolled the tire out of the cage and blamo. Blew him across the shop, took half his face off, fortunately he survived and with a lot of plastic surgery looked better than before. After that, they refused to work on Split Rims in the shop. They style is very rare in North America now, for good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ss454 Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by boytbpc The majority of those shots were a specific style of rim failing, known as a Split Rim. They use a locking ring on the outside bead of the tire to hold it all into place. If the locking rim fails, you got a problem, which happened to my father in 1977. My family owned a tire store at the time, dad use a cage to inflate, tested the bead, rolled the tire out of the cage and blamo. Blew him across the shop, took half his face off, fortunately he survived and with a lot of plastic surgery looked better than before. After that, they refused to work on Split Rims in the shop. They style is very rare in North America now, for good reason. That doesn't look like a true split ring rim. There are no clips holding the ring in place. It looks like the rim failed and shot off the lip of the rim as a single piece. That is a problem with two piece rims. Also I know what you mean about how dangerous split ring rims are...saw a guy get his arm cut off right in the middle of the forearm once...he took all the clips off without breaking the ring loose then reached in to pull the valve stem and BAM...ring popped loose and cut it clean off. I bet there is still a dent in the wall at the NLR Petro from a split ring coming loose in the 3rd bay...that's 60' away and it still would have broken a leg if someone was standing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nightflameauto Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis I'm more confused about Twilight..and even more confused about Levitation...who exactly is just floating into the air these days? The mention it like it's something the kids are doing nowadays. There was some religion in Iowa when I lived there that got called "floaters" because they would get together, smoke a bunch of {censored}, and then think they were levitating. We referred to them as floaters so often I forgot what their real name was. Originally Posted by Spaced Out Ace ...Re...birthing? The {censored} is that? Originally Posted by Abouttreefitty It's when a grown man crawls into a woman's vagina and she proceeds to give birth to him. When she pops him out, the woman slaps the man, and instead of crying, he cums. While this is funny, the truth is re-birthing is some retarded new-age thing where they stick a person into a bundle of blankets and the mom and sometimes someone helping the mom of that person starts beating the {censored} out of them until they fight their way out of the blankets. It's supposed to be a "re-birth" into the world and re-affirm the parent/child bond and give everything a second chance and blah, blah, blah. Actually, it just ends up with kids/teens getting {censored}ed up and going to the hospital, sometimes dying because they can't fight out of the blankets and end up oxygen deprived due to effort and smothering. There was some stupid cop show that did an episode with that happening, then I looked it up and found out {censored}'s legit. Our world . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boytbpc Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 I wonder if the lack of clips is how they got them to pop when they wanted. Truth be told though, I have never seen a true split rim because of the accident at my father's shop. Originally Posted by Axe_34 Tires exploding at 1500 FPS Originally Posted by ss454 That doesn't look like a true split ring rim. There are no clips holding the ring in place. It looks like the rim failed and shot off the lip of the rim as a single piece. That is a problem with two piece rims. Also I know what you mean about how dangerous split ring rims are...saw a guy get his arm cut off right in the middle of the forearm once...he took all the clips off without breaking the ring loose then reached in to pull the valve stem and BAM...ring popped loose and cut it clean off. I bet there is still a dent in the wall at the NLR Petro from a split ring coming loose in the 3rd bay...that's 60' away and it still would have broken a leg if someone was standing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members therabbit Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by nightflameauto While this is funny, the truth is re-birthing is some retarded new-age thing where they stick a person into a bundle of blankets and the mom and sometimes someone helping the mom of that person starts beating the {censored} out of them until they fight their way out of the blankets. It's supposed to be a "re-birth" into the world and re-affirm the parent/child bond and give everything a second chance and blah, blah, blah. Actually, it just ends up with kids/teens getting {censored}ed up and going to the hospital, sometimes dying because they can't fight out of the blankets and end up oxygen deprived due to effort and smothering. There was some stupid cop show that did an episode with that happening, then I looked it up and found out {censored}'s legit. Our world . http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0897711/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted by Spaced Out Ace If this is true... Can't be. The President only makes a salary of $400,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted August 23, 2012 Members Share Posted August 23, 2012 lol irl Originally Posted by Abouttreefitty Neither. I just like getting paid to shove midgets up girls vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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