Members MarkBastable Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by ermghoti II See, this is the response of someone who lives in a country without Chipolte. It doesn't matter where you poop, the turd spackle is coming with you until vigorously removed. Actually, we do have that sort of thing in our house, as my wife is a colonial peasant. Well, I say 'wife'. It might be more accurate to say 'live-in servant with increasingly infrequent benefits'. I can't imagine why the benefits are increasingly infrequent. It's not as if I don't give her an allowance for lingerie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Suck it, haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable Actually, we do have that sort of thing in our house, as my wife is a colonial peasant. Well, I say 'wife'. It might be more accurate to say 'live-in servant with increasingly infrequent benefits'. I can't imagine why the benefits are increasingly infrequent. It's not as if I don't give her an allowance for lingerie. Perhaps she pines for a man uninterested in the restroom habits of other men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Abouttreefitty Fake or not, funny as {censored}!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axe_34 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Yeah, it's fake: http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/08...a-hoax-report/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cbc83 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti Suck it, haters. Actually, if you go by "medals per capita", the US is number 49 So you're still fat - it's just that your athletes got good because they had to run away from all the fat people trying to steal their food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 The tip-off that it's fake is the claim of "100 billion in assets" That's just plain ridiculous. It would have to be a fortune 500 company with that kind of market cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boytbpc Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by guitarcapo The tip-off that it's fake is the claim of "100 billion in assets" That's just plain ridiculous. It would have to be a fortune 500 company with that kind of market cap. Also, fair or not, an ex-employee doing it, not much legal action can/would be done against. An ex-boss responding that way == instant lawsuit/huge settlement. Especially because he admits to the 'sexual harassment' (HOPA). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by cbc83 Actually, if you go by "medals per capita", the US is number 49 So you're still fat - it's just that your athletes got good because they had to run away from all the fat people trying to steal their food... PFFTTTT... like anyone gives a flying fart about anything other than total medal count, and we {censored}ing PWNED you and everyone else like we always do, and you know it! Feel free to cry me some more warm, salty tears of playa-hating bitterness, though, they're DELICIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zozobra Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Meh your golden boy is a pothead anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti Yes, but we all know that all anyone cares about is total number of medals, and we {censored}ing PWNED you and everyone else like we always do, and you know it! Feel free to cry me some more warm, salty tears of playa-hating bitterness, though, they're DELICIOUS! lol @ taking credit for 104 medals won by other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Harvest Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Axe_34 Yeah, it's fake: http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/08...a-hoax-report/ "Perhaps we shouldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Zozobra Meh your golden boy is a pothead anyway Originally Posted by duncan lol @ taking credit for 104 medals won by other people. Other AMERICANS. Keep those tears coming, boys, I'm collecting them to make a pot of butthurt soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cbc83 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti PFFTTTT... like anyone gives a flying fart about anything other than total medal count, and we {censored}ing PWNED you and everyone else like we always do, and you know it! Feel free to cry me some more warm, salty tears of playa-hating bitterness, though, they're DELICIOUS! Considering we didnt even partake in half that amount of competitions, I'll have to agree In all seriousness - damn fine job by the 'muricans this year And some great entertainment! That basketball final was a great spectacle (by both teams) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 This weird boasting is kind of childish.. my dad is bigger than your dad - he's got two cars and a house in Ireland! Not like anyone here personally won a medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti Other AMERICANS. Keep those tears coming, boys, I'm collecting them to make a pot of butthurt soup. lol. yeah, i'm butthurt because some redneck is going on "{censored} yeah america" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by cbc83 Actually, if you go by "medals per capita", the US is number 49 So you're still fat - it's just that your athletes got good because they had to run away from all the fat people trying to steal their food... Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti PFFTTTT... like anyone gives a flying fart about anything other than total medal count, and we {censored}ing PWNED you and everyone else like we always do, and you know it! Feel free to cry me some more warm, salty tears of playa-hating bitterness, though, they're DELICIOUS! He's Danish, Shane...don't take the troll bait. Originally Posted by duncan lol @ taking credit for 104 medals won by other people. aaaaaaaaaand a Canadian. 'Murrica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrockbridge Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCIXcDtv7w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 youre a {censored}ing nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members raine36 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Yarbicus While I agree Ayn Rand's "selfish-ism" philosophy was total bunk, I think there are some good lessons that come from Atlas Shrugged. Namely stuff like having the self confidence and belief in one's self, in moderation of course (no need to destroy the world for it). The book also taught the world that 50 page speeches are really stupid, no matter how important the character. Seriously, John Galt's speech could have been cut down to about two pages if it weren't for Ayn Rand's obsession with analogies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkBastable Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by ermghoti II Perhaps she pines for a man uninterested in the restroom habits of other men? I don't think I narrowed it to men specifically, did I? Hang on.... Nope. The bidet conversation was general, and when I joined it, I didn't make any mention of the gender of the colonial peasant bidet-user. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigMac5 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by cbc83 Actually, if you go by "medals per capita", the US is number 49 So you're still fat - it's just that your athletes got good because they had to run away from all the fat people trying to steal their food... Exactly, we are still fat as a nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by BigMac5 Exactly, we are still fat as a nation. And this nation of fatasses just PWNED them all. I {censored}ing LOVE it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigMac5 Posted August 13, 2012 Members Share Posted August 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti And this nation of fatasses just PWNED them all. I {censored}ing LOVE it! Yeah, we have a small percentage of exceptional athletes and scientists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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