Members mamberg Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 The nipple song(my apologies if it's been posted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkBastable Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 These guys should be commissioned to do the entire Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by EdgeOfDarkness cute, but.....just dont reply to the ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rey Gato Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable These guys should be commissioned to do the entire Bible. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D cute, but.....just dont reply to the ad no - it needs to be pointed out to them - in language they understand - how stupid/one-sided/unreasonable their request is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axe_34 Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by teemuk When self-appointed ampteching goes wrong... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYLuiT-JQ2g *switch* *poof* *switch* *pause* "{censored}." Silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by mamberg no - it needs to be pointed out to them - in language they understand - how stupid/one-sided/unreasonable their request is. if {censored}s were refused to be given, they might get the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members teemuk Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by mamberg The nipple song (my apologies if it's been posted) 99 times out of 100 these clips suck. The rest are mindblowingly awesome. This is one of those rare ones. "Oh {censored} I'm a butter head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D if {censored}s were refused to be given, they might get the hint. OTOH, trolling is a art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TurboRotary13b Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable These guys should be commissioned to do the entire Bible. That.... was... awesome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members spawnofthesith Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 ^ Same goes for wiping. We shouldn't have to still stick our hands in our own cheeks to scrape out poop residue with only a thin piece of paper serving as a barrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by spawnofthesith ^ Same goes for wiping. We shouldn't have to still stick our hands in our own cheeks to scrape out poop residue with only a thin piece of paper serving as a barrier In Europe, they have a thing called a bidet ( sounds like beh-day)....but it probably isn't real...sounds too good to be true. Must be some kind of propaganda thing to make us feel like a backwards country full of un-hygenic yokels without the ability to disregard our own feces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spawnofthesith Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by Rock Hardness In Europe, they have a thing called a bidet ( sounds like beh-day)....but it probably isn't real...sounds too good to be true. Must be some kind of propaganda thing to make us feel like a backwards country full of un-hygenic yokels without the ability to disregard our own feces... Senior year of high school, my class went on a Europ trip. There was a bidet in the first hotel we stayed in. I thought it was a urinal. And used it as such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 ^^^SO IT'S TRUE!!!!!^^^Why can we put a man on the moon, landers on Mars, a smart phone in the hands of every man, woman and child, but if we want to wash our ass, we need to shell out big bucks for a custom install to wash down our ass-faults?I blame the Puritans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 but dont you still have to wipe it dry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by guidedbyechoes but dont you still have to wipe it dry? Glass half empty much??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr_Kuh Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by guidedbyechoes but dont you still have to wipe it dry? No there is a fan that blows warm air under your butt. Pretty nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by Dr_Kuh No there is a fan that blows warm air under your butt. Pretty nice. "Pfft...Imma 'Murrican! Who has taim tuh let some new-fangled doo-hickey blow dry mah keister! Tahm is moneh. Thet's why teh Euros economy is in teh toe-let..too many butts in teh toe-let!!! I say, let teh chips fall where theh may!!! I know I kin get down teh business an' let mah woman sort it out on wash day!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 I have to imagine there is a splatter effect to a bidet. I mean, they don't have Chipolte in Europe. So, you squat, and expel a half a yard of noxious, flaming, blood-streaked paste. Surely, a torrent of water powerful enough to blast through the fudgevalanche would have some sort of blast radius? Now you need to clean your entire moneymaker, instead of just shoveling out your starfish's lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkBastable Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by ermghoti II I have to imagine there is a splatter effect to a bidet. I mean, they don't have Chipolte in Europe. So, you squat, and expel a half a yard of noxious, flaming, blood-streaked paste. Surely, a torrent of water powerful enough to blast through the fudgevalanche would have some sort of blast radius? Now you need to clean your entire moneymaker, instead of just shoveling out your starfish's lair. You don't crap in the bidet, you colonial peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable You don't crap in the bidet, you colonial peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable You don't crap in the bidet, you colonial peasant. Brilliant! You sir, have made my signature. If I worked in a less conservative company yours would be my office email signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable You don't crap in the bidet, you colonial peasant. "See wat ah meen? First yeh gotta do yer business, then yeh gotta move over all March of Teh Penguins like wit' yer draws 'round yer ankles. Then yeh gotta go threw teh rinse cycle, an' finally yeh get a blow job fer yer O ring so's yeh don't leave teh privy all soggy...don't sound like good time management teh me, no sir! I ain't got time teh git my hind end thru a car wash. I gotta GIT 'ER DONE!!! Do yeh has an option fer a buff an wax?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 12, 2012 Members Share Posted August 12, 2012 Originally Posted by MarkBastable You don't crap in the bidet, you colonial peasant. slow clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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