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Quote Originally Posted by MarkBastable

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I had no idea you had met my wife.

 

she's a lovely individual. we sat and had a respectful afternoon tea and biscuits. Then I took her to a motel room and plowed through about 3 games of Old Maid. After that she said she was hungry. So I gave her my penis.
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Quote Originally Posted by Kuz929

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she's a lovely individual. we sat and had a respectful afternoon tea and biscuits. Then I took her to a motel room and plowed through about 3 games of Old Maid. After that she said she was hungry. So I gave her my penis.

 

If you ever get it back, it might be possible to sew it back on. Your balls, though, she'll keep.
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Quote Originally Posted by Kuz929

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she's a lovely individual. we sat and had a respectful afternoon tea and biscuits. Then I took her to a motel room and plowed through about 3 games of Old Maid. After that she said she was hungry. So I gave her my penis.

 

I hurt myself laughing at that!!
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