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My boss has so graciously entered me in a 'womanless' beauty pageant charity event for relay for life. There is a talent competition and I need some funny songs to sing. I had thought of some

"I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun"

"It's a great Time to Whoop SOmebody's Ass"

"Buck Naked"

"Gimme A Ride To Heaven, Boy"

"Please Don't Bury ME"

 

etc

 

any suggestions?

 

Keep in Mind I'm in this to win.

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Hey FB, I have a few songs that might help you out.

 

The Ballad of Dick & Jane

Shut The Fuck Up

The Pussycat Song

Three Little Words

 

 

Let me know how trashy you want to be and I'll do what I can. How much time have you got?

 

:thu:

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Hey FB, I have a few songs that might help you out.


The Ballad of Dick & Jane

Shut The Fuck Up

The Pussycat Song

Three Little Words


:thu:

I can vouch for the first two! :thu:

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Hey FB, I have a few songs that might help you out.


The Ballad of Dick & Jane

Shut The Fuck Up

The Pussycat Song

Three Little Words



Let me know how trashy you want to be and I'll do what I can. How much time have you got?


:thu:

 

 

 

:thu: Outstanding. I knew one of you degenerates would come up with some good stuff. Not sure about the time, and the level of raunchiness has been a subjest of debate. I will find out today.

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If it were me I'd totally do the following songs in drag:

 

Then He kissed me

chapel of love

happiest girl in the whole usa (donna fargo)

daytime friends (to preserve the continuity of the songs)

Jolene (dolly parton)

divorce (tammy wynette)

 

 

oh wait, I don't need to dress up in drag or be in a farcical situation. I do that list anyway.

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Walk Like A Man - Four Seasons

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - The Shirelles

You Think You're A Man - Divine

Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette

Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien - Edith Piaf

There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers and Hammerstein

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