Members Terry Allan Hall Posted June 24, 2005 Members Posted June 24, 2005 How To Take A Good Band Photo The Face: Must look surly. Scowl, frown, turn the corners of your mouth down, stick out your bottom lip as far as it will go without turning your face inside out. Scrunge up! Muss the hair - put some gel or dirt in it to make it spike up here and there. If you
Members Lonz Live Posted June 24, 2005 Members Posted June 24, 2005 Right on topic for the solo acoustic singer/songwriter!!!!!
Members Scodiddly Posted June 24, 2005 Members Posted June 24, 2005 You forgot the most important detail - the backdrop! You must absolutely have a brick wall for the background. If you don't, you'll get kicked out of the musician's union and get blacklisted at all the local clubs.
Members Khan Fused Posted June 24, 2005 Members Posted June 24, 2005 Re the chicks: If the push-up bra doesn't work, go with obviously pierced nipples showing very clearly through a tight top (ripped and/or torn, of course).
Members TheBlueGuy Posted June 24, 2005 Members Posted June 24, 2005 It's stating the obvious, but still funny.
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted June 24, 2005 Author Members Posted June 24, 2005 Originally posted by Lonz Live Right on topic for the solo acoustic singer/songwriter!!!!! Originally posted by Scodiddly You forgot the most important detail - the backdrop! You must absolutely have a brick wall for the background. If you don't, you'll get kicked out of the musician's union and get blacklisted at all the local clubs. Indeed...I've now got "street cred" out the whazoo since learning this stuff! Originally posted by Khan Fused Re the chicks: If the push-up bra doesn't work, go with obviously pierced nipples showing very clearly through a tight top (ripped and/or torn, of course). :eek: That gives me chill up my spine! :eek:
Members tamolina Posted June 25, 2005 Members Posted June 25, 2005 Right arm, my man Terry! If you had been there to advise Segovia he mite uh mounted to sump'n. I can picture him dressed per your instructions, duckwalking across the stage playing some Bach or whatever....God, I don't know whether to move to France or just get drunk...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted June 25, 2005 Author Members Posted June 25, 2005 Originally posted by tamolina Right arm, my man Terry! If you had been there to advise Segovia he mite uh mounted to sump'n. I can picture him dressed per your instructions, duckwalking across the stage playing some Bach or whatever.... Yeah, nothing worse than unused potential...if the dude had just had a Tele and a Bassman 10... God, I don't know whether to move to France or just get drunk... When in doubt, I'll usually do both...
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