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Originally posted by JasmineTea

You get more chicks with a bike than with a guitar.


I'm selling everything and get a 1200 Sportster.


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and the first thing that would happen is that you would meet Sarah McLaughlin while she's looking for a guitar duet partner.

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Fuhgedaboudit, paisan. You aren't gonna get much use out of it in the winter months. Trust me, I've been there except the cycle I blew my GAS funds on three years ago is the pedal kind: a Trek mountain bike.

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i want a bike... the mountains here would see alot more of me if i had one... anyone ever seen bikes by zero engineering? its a japanese custom builder... i'd settle for a little BMW number

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Finally!! A topic I can relate to!


I've owned a pile of motorcycles and a pile of guitars.
Probably got more chicks with the bikes. But, one of the bikes I owned was a Sportster. It was the worst bike I
ever owned. That was a '74, and maybe there has been improvements since then, but I would recommend the
larger Harleys.

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Originally posted by kwakatak

Fuhgedaboudit, paisan. You aren't gonna get much use out of it in the winter months.

In the winter, you bring it into the living room, take it apart, clean it up, get it ready for next summer.

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Screw that. I've become a pathetic git-wimp. Motorcycles are dangerous. I might drive off a cliff doing 90mph and break a finger, not be able to play for several weeks.

Other activities in which I no longer participate for fear of musically debilitating injuries include, but are not limited to, driving, flying, skydiving, base jumping, bunjee jumping, regular jumping, skipping, running, walking, standing, swimming, juggling, chess, drinking hot beverages, talking, reading, blinking, thinking and breathing.

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With money from gigging, I made a handsome down payment on a new '92 1200 Sportster for my ex husband for his 40th. It was the same color as my Strat.... that turqoise and cream coloring like the '57 chevys. ::: sigh ::: (i have a pic somewhere of me sitting on it with the Strat.... should use it for my avatar)

I thought it might keep him from going middle age crazy and cheating on me. didn't work. he used it to pick up women.


I sure do miss that motorcycle ;) ;) ;)

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Originally posted by JasmineTea

In the winter, you bring it into the living room, take it apart, clean it up, get it ready for next summer.



Screw that! I'm not mechanically-inclined enough for that stuff, though I'd love to learn how to pimp my ride(s). I'm thinking my wife's new Outback needs limo tint, blues flames on the 2-tone silver base color, chrome exhaust and green neon underneath! :freak:

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Originally posted by JasmineTea

Jeez Sue, hope you find a good one.



Aww thanks. I already did. And this time he's even a musician, which is REALLY cool. :thu:

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Get a Hog.
nothin' like a machine that sits there and says real loud:

"potata potata potata"

also get one with lots of lights ..... most car drivers don't see or respect bikes.

Strap a tent, sleeping bag and guitar on her and take her campin'.

heck leave the lady home .... why ruin a guy thing.

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Knockwood, I also have a similar list to yours. For the same reasons. However, mine has an added entry: sex. Oooh, yeah, I'm rough that way.

Damned musical debilitation possibility DBP though governs most of my decision-making process.

See, now I'm typing too much, DBP concerns are kickin' in.

Sadly, I guess I wasn't "born to run"..................

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Originally posted by JasmineTea

You get more chicks with a bike than with a guitar.


I'm selling everything and get a 1200 Sportster.


1200_2005.jpg



yeah but riding that bike will never make you famous!!!

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Originally posted by JasmineTea

You get more chicks with a bike than with a guitar.


I'm selling everything and get a 1200 Sportster.


1200_2005.jpg



yeah but riding that bike will never make you famous and that will get you even mor e ladies!!!

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Originally posted by carguy

That was a '74, and maybe there has been improvements since then, but I would recommend the

larger Harleys.

 

 

they've been totally redesigned about 3 times since then but yeah, the bigger ones are cooler

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Originally posted by JasmineTea

You get more chicks with a bike than with a guitar.


I'm selling everything and get a 1200 Sportster.

 

Jas - my wife gave me my 1998 XL1200C for a Christmas gift (kinda hard to see but on the right). And she gave me a T314 for a birthday present. I'm going to keep her a while!

 

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Originally posted by t60 fan

Neither my YZ250 nor my CR250R have got me any chicks lately. If I'd spend more time on them, maybe I could meet a nice nurse.



you'll only get dirty japanese chicks with those :D

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Originally posted by Freeman Keller



Jas - my wife gave me my 1998 XL1200C for a Christmas gift (kinda hard to see but on the right). And she gave me a T314 for a birthday present. I'm going to keep her a while!


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Duuuuuuuuude! Nice. I love the older BMW's, too. Is that an old Bavaria?

And nice backdrop... particularly in contrast with the frickin' NY subway...

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