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A Taylor Hicks or a Hummingbird. Huh?


d03nut

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I'm afraid the following is more or less based on a true story:

 

"Umm, yeah, I'm looking for a D18......er, make that a 35. Or is it a, ahh.........no, I think it's called a D-something-eh? Maybe a Canadian model? Actually, scratch that..........I need a good capo".

 

p.s. I have 5 capos and I never use capos.

 

As if it's not enough to remember all the nut width, string spacing, short vs. long scale, plectrum thickness, string guage talk, etc.

 

Why can't they just name their guitars? "Yes, I'm looking for a Taylor Hicks". I know......

 

"Only 50 LV09-SR 14-fret 12-string half-koa half-illegal species half-baked special edition signature series Sheryl Crow limited release '02 model will be available in sunburst with no pickguard........Say what?

 

And then there's "good years" and "bad years". There's "pre-war" and "post-nuptuals" (what happened to "during"?).

 

And CBS?

 

Come again......

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my GF has had a hysterectomy,

 

that translates into no period, and therefore no PMS :thu:

 

oh wait, you said CBS huh?

 

whatever - same thing

 

all I know is I get sex all the time with no "time 'o the month"

gettin' in the way.

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