Members d03nut Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 There I was, after a tough day, feeling the urge to play a little and as per usual of late, she wasn't in the mood. The more I tried the less she was responding. Maybe it was the "weather" or maybe I just don't listen to her like I used to. Whatever. Either way, I knew it was time for a change. Still, this morning I had to give her another go and all I can say is wow. With my very first touch, I could feel this reverberation in her body, which signaled the beginning of a very special session. Well I'm happy to report that a couple of hours - and a few new calluses- later and my confidence in our relationship has once again been restored. P.S. Read what you want into this, but I'm totally talking about my acoustic guitar. Honestly........
Members JasmineTea Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 IMO, you need a couple more guitars.
Members mrlucky7 Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 Well, Think about this. Last night, you were anxious and just wanted to get right down to business. This morning, you were slower and took more your time. The answer is : FOREPLAY You might also need a few more guitars I do know what you mean though. Sometimes, the mojo and the synergy just isnt there....
Members Hudman Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 Here in the states, the word "synergy" is a corporate management catch phrase. Using it while discussing guitars is a sure way to kill your mojo.....Big business ain't got no soul....
Members tonedrops Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by JasmineTea IMO, you need a couple more guitars. sometimes when one isn't in the mood, another is.
Members carguy Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by Hudman Here in the states, the word "synergy" is a corporate management catch phrase. Using it while discussing guitars is a sure way to kill your mojo..... Big business ain't got no soul.... YEAH!!!
Members SusanV Posted March 11, 2006 Members Posted March 11, 2006 Originally posted by JasmineTea IMO, you need a couple more guitars. Harrrrumph! What a typical GUY thing to say My EX husband was like that. One was never enough for him. Maybe Do3nut just needs to spend some time with a soft cloth, polishing her gently but firmly, before he plays her.Susan
Members tonedrops Posted March 12, 2006 Members Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by SusanV Harrrrumph! What a typical GUY thing to say My EX husband was like that. One was never enough for him. ........... ...she says, while owning an Epi, two Gibsons, two and a half Martins, and a Fender.
Members SusanV Posted March 12, 2006 Members Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by tonedrops ...she says, while owning an Epi, two Gibsons, two and a half Martins, and a Fender. every time my ex husband had an affair I bought myself a guitar.well.... every time I found OUT he'd had an affair that is.... some women buy diamonds, I buy mahogany and rosewoood:Dsusan
Members d03nut Posted March 12, 2006 Author Members Posted March 12, 2006 Well, there you have it. That's how it's done. If we want to go OT, it's best if it's done subliminally. OTs cannot be "fundamentals" to our discussions, they must be dealt with as "overtones" or better yet as "undertones". I'm going off the deep-end, aren't I? But JT, you did mean a couple more guitars, though, didn't you? Oh, and SusanV, did you ever consider that maybe everytime you bought a guitar your ex.............just kidding of course. But those close to you can go to extreme measures when dealing with your GAS. Come to think of it, I have an idea for a thread. See you in a sec......
Members Hudman Posted March 12, 2006 Members Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by SusanV every time my ex husband had an affair I bought myself a guitar.well.... every time I found OUT he'd had an affair that is.... some women buy diamonds, I buy mahogany and rosewoood:Dsusan That bastard! Guys that cheat on their wives are lower than whale {censored} in my book. Especially when there are kids involved.
Members SusanV Posted March 12, 2006 Members Posted March 12, 2006 Originally posted by Hudman That bastard! Guys that cheat on their wives are lower than whale {censored} in my book. Especially when there are kids involved. Hey thanks, but I try to look on the bright side... I have a lot of nice guitars now, BUT even better, I have a great husband now who is a fantastic role model for my son, and they're crazy about each other. Life is good and to keep this on topic....sometimes a geetar can be very handsome sitting there in the showroom. All shiny and new... the glare from the abalone can blind you and make you get real stoooopid and get you thinking you can't live without it. But what really matters is the sound. When you play it, does it have depth and a resonance that will last and get even better with time? Has it been well made, with strong even grain that will keep the neck straight and true and playing in tune?I guess the moral of the story is... When choosing something wrap your arms around for the rest of your life...Don't let good looks make you stoopid Susan
Members postalsock Posted August 11, 2006 Members Posted August 11, 2006 i know the feeling, it could be the humidity, but i honestly believe its all up there. keepin it real:thu:
Members MyM.O. Posted August 11, 2006 Members Posted August 11, 2006 Originally posted by mrlucky7 Well, Think about this. Last night, you were anxious and just wanted to get right down to business. This morning, you were slower and took more your time. The answer is : FOREPLAY I do know what you mean though. Sometimes, the mojo and the synergy just isnt there.... You gotta know how to treat a lady .
Members Queequeg Posted August 11, 2006 Members Posted August 11, 2006 'bout time you got back here. what's the big idea running off like that? did you find another forum you liked better? thought the grass was greener somewhere else? then you just come waltzing back in here, pretty as you please, like you ain't even been gone! (tapping foot) what you got to say for yourself, Girl?
Members da mayor Posted August 11, 2006 Members Posted August 11, 2006 Another old thread resurrected by the new resident troll.
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