Members d03nut Posted January 14, 2007 Members Posted January 14, 2007 you rat b******. You're welcome to add other curses, vodoo & witchcraft on my arch-nemesis (outside the HCAG that is). Jealous mofo. PUI......
Members Cripes Posted January 14, 2007 Members Posted January 14, 2007 I think I'm gonna save your posts until I'm ready to read them all at one time RUI. I think we'll be on the same page then.
Members Cldplytkmn Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 i wish a hangnail upon your picking hand...
Members zen501 Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 A crack in your soundboard! A soundboard in your crack!
Members d03nut Posted January 15, 2007 Author Members Posted January 15, 2007 I think I'm gonna save your posts until I'm ready to read them all at one time RUI. I think we'll be on the same page then. Between my customary PUI posts, ColdP. (or knock's) LUI "accusation", and your "RUI twist", I'm looking at a hell of a hangover..... Dan I realize that you're partial to more "cerebral" stuff and not used to my kind of s***, but hang in there man. Something less idiotic should come up eventually.....I hope.
Members Cldplytkmn Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 hmm... i think i'll run and get dinner and a few beers so i can keep up with this thread tonight... i'm in it for the long haul.
Members d03nut Posted January 15, 2007 Author Members Posted January 15, 2007 hmm... i think i'll run and get dinner and a few beers so i can keep up with this thread tonight... i'm in it for the long haul. No no no no. Drink & post first. It'll open up your appetite. Then have a nice dinner while "pondering"......
Members Cldplytkmn Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 yeah and a nice buzz while i drive...i'm back already... beef with brocolli and newcastle... good combo, IMO
Members Cldplytkmn Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 well the first combo i had was beef with brocolli and newcastle... now the combo i'm having is newcastle and pondering.
Members Whalebot Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 I had a couple'a newkies last night, tonight? Jack and Coke.
Members kwakatak Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 I'm not gonna be able to keep up. The last case of my preferred bew that I bought appears to have been skunked and I've lost my taste for alcohol. All I've got is some N/A Pina Colada mix in the fridge and I'm already full of pie and ice cream . A beer would just make me want to !
Members Dan Hall Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 Dan I realize that you're partial to more "cerebral" stuff and not used to my kind of s***, but hang in there man. Something less idiotic should come up eventually.....I hope. No, actually Doh it's starting to shape up pretty good now. The thread I mean. I think my funny bone broke tonight anyway. I may have burned up one of my gensets. Them things need oil?
Members Cldplytkmn Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 haha dan, i know you say that in gest (the oil thing) but there really are people in our marina who can buy a half million dollar yacht and never realize that the genset is an engine and needs to be treated as such. here's a classic. customer: "the generator sounds kinda funny" mechanic: "what's it sound like?" customer: "kinda like if a car was running rough" mechanic: "hmm, it might be missing... i'll get on it and check the spark plugs" customer: "the generator has spark plugs?"
Members Cripes Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 haha dan, i know you say that in gest (the oil thing) but there really are people in our marina who can buy a half million dollar yacht and never realize that the genset is an engine and needs to be treated as such. here's a classic.customer: "the generator sounds kinda funny"mechanic: "what's it sound like?"customer: "kinda like if a car was running rough"mechanic: "hmm, it might be missing... i'll get on it and check the spark plugs"customer: "the generator has spark plugs?" Customer: How'd you fix it?Mech: Oh...just {censored} in the carb.Customer: Oh, really?! How often should I do that?Mech: Everytime you change the oil in the headlamps.
Members caseykey118 Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 Your custom shop to get run over by a U.P.S truck (i've seen it happen lol)
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 May your zipper come open at a Kiddie's Show (credit and thanks to my twisted daughter, Kat)... May your high "E" be used as a cheese cutter... May your experimentation into "Richard Gere-inspired thrills" become excruciatingly obvious as you get your first CMA Award... May your favorite instrument be used in a video by Garth Brookes or Peter Townsend... May your (insert name of an excellent brand of your choice) morph into a First Act... (You note that I resisted saying Takamine! )
Members nylon rock Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 May you drool upon your fingerboard and wipe it away with your right hand just before being introduced to someone whose hand you know you have to shake.
Members d03nut Posted January 15, 2007 Author Members Posted January 15, 2007 May your zipper come open at a Kiddie's Show (credit and thanks to my twisted daughter, Kat)... May your high "E" be used as a cheese cutter... May your experimentation into "Richard Gere-inspired thrills" become excruciatingly obvious as you get your first CMA Award... May your favorite instrument be used in a video by Garth Brookes or Peter Townsend... May your (insert name of an excellent brand of your choice) morph into a First Act... (You note that I resisted saying Takamine! ) Now that oughta do the trick....
Members Queequeg Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 may the fleas of a thousand yaks infest your soundhole.
Members Eracer Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 May you be...forever Young (Angus Young, that is...)
Members Dan Hall Posted January 15, 2007 Members Posted January 15, 2007 May you poop your pants the next time you sneeze!
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