Members d03nut Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 -It's not you it's "mi".-I did say "no strings attached" at the outset.-We need to replace your "nut".-Sorry darlin' but your lower "bout" just keeps getting bigger.-I need a new "pickup".-I'm leaving. Hard to "pin" point the reason.-I need more time to play with my "bird".-You're taking up too much of "my space".-I need to find someone who gets me. Yeah, a guitar-playing gal. (Ellen remember?).-I used to like your "fingerstyle". Not anymore.-Can't take it anymore, you're always "picking" on me.-Elixirs suck. No, they don
Members knockwood Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 So good to have you *back.*Oh, oh, oh (*triple 0*) how we *dread* your absences,How we miss your *jumbo* postsAnd the *scale* of your philosophical prowess...
Members Hudman Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 She was evil to the bone... she become a major pain in my neck.... I decided not to fret over it.... so I put the saddle up my horse, secured the bindings... crossed the bridge and diminished in to the ebony night....
Members T.B. Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 To cutaway from all the love I've given youMakes me dread the nought of pain in my heartI must brace myself and realize our model of love was never meant to be a contrast of inlay snowflakes, butwas limited to a fading satin sunburst.... Trina
Members Stackabones Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 -He was such an f-hole. -She would always fret out. -I don't know what I was thinking. I should've been with a Venetian, never a Florentine.
Members denvertrakker Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 Gee, guys - what a Grand Concert!
Members STEELSTRINGS Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 You were once balanced and sweet. Your complexity made life interesting.Now you fret all the time, your boomy and brash, you know; I think you've got the big headstock. You know you better tune it down a little bit before you have to have your neck reset!
Members brahmz118 Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 I just can't truss you anymore.
Members knockwood Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 How I miss your roundbody, your rich bottom,Your ample, freely vibrating top and your exotic veneer,The eloquent notes you used to impart - so articulate for a hog But alas, you were just too high strung, created too much tensionAnd so I was forced to file...
Members knockwood Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 I just can't truss you anymore. That was wrenching...
Members T.B. Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 How I miss your roundbody, your rich bottom, Your ample, freely vibrating top and your exotic veneer, The eloquent notes you used to impart - so articulate for a hog But alas, you were just too high strung, created too much tension And so I was forced to file... I've never laughed so hard. Trina
Members Freeman Keller Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 Why Guitars are better than (Wo)Men
Members d03nut Posted February 13, 2007 Author Members Posted February 13, 2007 Your smell. I used to love to smell your....ok that may be too much....
Members knockwood Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 I've never laughed so hard. Trina You should have seen her in nylons...
Members guitarist21 Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I was jonesin for a do3nut thread... but I'll take it. Ellen
Members Cldplytkmn Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 you're just not tuned in anymore... oh, and the sympathetic vibrations are getting old.
Members Whalebot Posted February 13, 2007 Members Posted February 13, 2007 She would never shut her *soundhole*I always *compensated* for her
Members d03nut Posted February 14, 2007 Author Members Posted February 14, 2007 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I was jonesin for a do3nut thread... but I'll take it.Ellen I'm trying to "diversify". And who is this Do3 guy?...lol D03 out.
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