Members Cripes Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 Moved thith weekend and broke two fingernailth. Thit!
Members Cripes Posted October 9, 2007 Author Members Posted October 9, 2007 Thufferin' Thuckatath!. Thnaggleputh! One of my favorwites.
Members riffmeister Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 When you're all moved in you can kick back and say "West and wewaxation at wast!" .
Members garthman Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 Moved thith weekend and broke two fingernailth. Thit! Buggerth. I knoweth I'm a whimpth (useth 10'ths stringths!!!) but I wearth glovesth when doing thingths like thath so ha, ha.
Members kwakatak Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 LOL! I hate to joke since my 3 year-old talks like a one-year-old and sorely needs MORE help with it than he's already getting, but... I tink yawall need speech there-wapy! I think I may go to Hell for this!
Members Greymuzzle Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 ... and there's me crediting it as a literary allusion to the fictional Violet Elizabeth "I'll thwceam and thwceam and thwceam until I'm thick" Potts, from the 'Just William' series by Richmal Compton. Or is that theries...? Those and Enid Blyton; those were the days, eh?
Members Dave W. Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 A high school cheerleader goes for her yearly physical. As he puts on his stethoscope, the doctor says "big breaths", to which the girl grins and replies, "yeth, and I'm only thixteen too".
Members Queequeg Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 LOL! I think I may go to Hell for this! Hey, Look me up when you get there, Kwak. I'll introduce you to the gang. I'll save a bat for you. How would you like that prepared? Oh never mind. They're all well done.
Members lauren Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 never ever mix home DIY and guitar playing, i don't;)
Members happy-man Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 LOL! I hate to joke since my 3 year-old talks like a one-year-old and sorely needs MORE help with it than he's already getting, but... My youngest came up to me this weekend with something in a cup that she was drinking and said, "Do you know what this is?" I said, "No." She then said, "It's wime." (You'll have to read this out loud and imagine a child saying it.) I was a little taken back and said, "wine?" She said, "Yep. I wooks wike wemon, but it's wime." Scott O
Members Dave W. Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 Growing up, my cousin would come over to play, and tell my mother she couldn't find her wellow fizzers. One day my aunt came with her and translated: yellow scissors kids cripes, sorry you broke a nail, and sorry to hijack your thread. Slow day I guess. Reminds me, anyone ever heard Robin Williams sing Springsteen's Fire as Elmer Fud? Priceless. Found it:
Members guitarist21 Posted October 9, 2007 Members Posted October 9, 2007 'My little brother used to replace all of his "s" sounds with "sh"'s. You can imagine the issues this created when he would tell us where he wanted to "sit." Ellem
Members kwakatak Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 'My little brother used to replace all of his "s" sounds with "sh"'s. You can imagine the issues this created when he would tell us where he wanted to "sit." Ellem Hehe - Justin does that too along with a tendency to talk very LOUDLY! We're always afraid that he's gonna tell us to "SIT DOWN" one Sunday in church!
Members Dan Hall Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 I'm a fig plucker and a fig plucker's son, we'll all pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done. Hi gang Dan
Members DeepEnd Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 Thnaggleputh! One of my favorwites. Sylvester, actually. Snagglepus was "Exit, stage right." That and ending sentences with the word "even."
Members garthman Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 I'm a fig plucker and a fig plucker's son, we'll all pluck figs till the fig pluckin's done. Hi gangDan In the Uk we call it pheasant plucking (although I understand that in Yorkshire sheep come into it somewhere).
Members Greymuzzle Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 Yup I'm not the pheasant pluckerI'm the pheasant plucker's sonAnd I'm only plucking pheasants Until the pheasant plucker comes is our local variation
Members Cripes Posted October 10, 2007 Author Members Posted October 10, 2007 Sylvester, actually. Snagglepus was "Exit, stage right." That and ending sentences with the word "even." Good grief, you're right.
Members Queequeg Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 Good grief, you're right. uh, wrong again. "Good Grief" was Charlie Brown.
Members Danocoustic Posted October 10, 2007 Members Posted October 10, 2007 Sylvester, actually. Snagglepus was "Exit, stage right." That and ending sentences with the word "even." HEAVENS to MERGATROID, even!
Members Cripes Posted October 10, 2007 Author Members Posted October 10, 2007 uh, wrong again. "Good Grief" was Charlie Brown. "My give up!" - JarJar Binks.
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